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Chingay 2012 & dinner with Cousins!

2012-02-10T07:01:00.000-08:00

What's up! *simsimi style*

Chingay was just last week and I MISS IT SO BADLY. We suffered so much during the rehearsals and complained about it relentlessly, and now all of us wish we could rewind time! I regret being so petulant and grumpy during the rehearsals. Should have made do with everything I got..
We got so high during the finale when the fireworks sparked and club songs boomed on the stereo! All that dancing on the float, it felt as if the whole thing was gonna break and fall apart. And something super epic happened.. Fill you in later!

Pretty gfs Harsh and Dion! The weather was fab that day. Wind blowing felt like it was making love to my face.

Not to be shameless but everyone says I look good here. I agree!!! ^o^ My eye bags are a bit crazy though.. Consequence of getting little sleep due to rehearsals ending so stinking late and us having school the next day...

CHEYY SCANDAL EH???

Handsome boys can i go cockblock them LOL. My head would probably only reach Kelvin's neck or even shoulder. I'm not short, he's just a freak of nature!

Caught in the act!! See all the stands with cards stuck on top of them? Our job was to flip the cards over to form an overall picture!

Minister Teo Chee Hean! If I'm not wrong he's the head of punggol GRC!! You snobs can stop looking at me with your noses up high, I may be a bimbo, but a smart one nonetheless!! To tell the truth, it's just the result of having a super political and cerebral seatmate for 2 years LOL.

Our president Tony Tan! Yeah it's the president we're talking about!! We were super crazy high when he walked up the stairs and waved to us! Dion and I were on fangirl mode the whole night, lol... His sector was directly opposite us!! In other words we were only a float apart, less than 100m away from each other!!

Creepy dragon that was so freaking gorgeous in real life. I swear, pictures did NONE of the floats justice. They were all so mesmorizing and beautiful.

My favourite performance was this pair's dance.The two of them felt like puppets tied onto strings and controlled by someone. So flowy, mesmorizing and in sync.. Feels as if they've been dancing with each other their whole lives. I could only gape in awe.

Fireworks!! You'd only know the true beauty of it if you're there in person. Captivated my heart X

Phoenix, which comes in a pair with the psycho dragon! In chinese it means long (dragon) and feng (phoenix) which means prosperity and wealth! Again it's not to my credit, ZQ's the culprit LOL.
Spot the Singapore Flyer at the back!

My Bimbo Lee!!! Who were we trying to kid, tying our hair like Sandara Park with the oversized shirt. Ended up looking like derpina instead OTL.

What are Raimi and Terry doing at the back LULZ...

Raimi's like "le me is #foreveralone so le me gives them a windmill #pokerface" and Terry's like "look at my muscle!!"

Can I go cockblock them again LOL

Focus : Harshnee raping Dion's ear. Didn't know she had a ear fetish.. Hahaha!!!

Ivan complains that his eyes are like slits in pictures so he tried opening them and now he just looks retarded lol.

ME AND TERRY OTP LMAO

Ms Cheng, the awesomeballs teacher!!

"Advert for Mineralwaterbrand"

Master of derp! And Bruno Mars at the back xD

SUPERRR DUPER MAJOR LOVES FOR THIS PIC!!

AND THIS ONE TOO!! Fuck Harshnee for being sexy all the time.

Earlier I said something epic happened and it's really embarassing and stupid and reckless yet it screams Felicia so much!! This is the 3000th time I'm re-telling this story and here goes!!

While we were dancing our heads off the float, the scumbag organizer asked all of us to stop dancing and get out of the place. Being high and acting drunk and wasted, I wasn't really thinking so I gave him the finger LOL *laughs at myself in recollection please lemme get a hold of myself* I wouldn't have been so reckless if not for the past disputes with him, or if I wasn't being drugged by all that crazy music and dancing. Yes I agree it wasn't very classy of me to do that but at that moment, nothing felt like it mattered. I wasn't thinking straight neither did the consequences matter to me.

Unfortunately, he saw me doing that and pointed me out with a super stern look and ordered me out of the crowd. While I walked down the stairs in huge strides, I was putting myself on display in front of the whole Sec 4 and 5 cohort. He then ordered me to evacuate everyone out of the place in 5 minutes. Still indignant towards what I've done, I told him he was crazy and walked back up LOL #likkaboss man!!

And you know, when adults cannot handle students, they turn to their last absolute loserville resort, which is to tell the teacher. Usually the teacher approach works shit on me BUT, that teacher was one of the nicest teachers I know and I felt bad for putting her in a spot, so I did something out of the ordinary. I apologized to that guy. But not without swag, LOL.

I walked down to the aisle where the floats were at during the performance, and shouted to him (he was on the other side),

"HEY! I'M SORRY!"

Caught off guard, he turned around and wagged his finger at me. I walked over to him and he asked me why I pointed my middle finger at him LOL. I told him I was high and wasn't thinking straight and he jokingly asked me not to do it anymore. Being a gracious northstar, I kinda made peace with him and said okay and gave him a 90 degrees bow.

Skipped back up where Harshnee and Dion were and their looks of concern touched me so much I was on the verge of tears. Hugged them like crazy and kept telling them I fucking love them LOL. Always the drama queen!! But if I were not a reckless, loud, pms-ing 4 out of 7 days a week fearless bastard, then I'm not Felicia! Wonders what Mom's reaction will be when she reads this. Like question what went wrong when she had me. Did she drink everyday? Possibly.

Ms Cheng asked me if I apologized afterwards and I told her everything. She was super happy and said, "Glad you're feeling good about it!" What a great way to end the day.

Took the bus back with the usual people and made a hell lot of noise as usual, and had supper with the councillors before heading home! Reached home at around 2am, where I caught the last 10 minutes of the last episode of "Iris". Got depressed over Hyeonjun's death for awhile, but quickly forgot about it in the shower, heeheehee. Got into deep slumber for the next 12 hours!

Lost my phone though.. Really sad because I just got a dust plug for it on that day itself and it costs 4 freaking dollars! Actually it's because I just bought a new phone cover a week ago. LOL JK I'm just really sad that all my selcas are gone.. Selcas of when I still had waist length hair...
Ok lah the real reason is because I have to burden my mom.. Sorry mom =(

That was Chingay and I went for buffet with my cousins the next day. Body was super exhausted but the thought of seeing my cousins made me feel instantly less shag!

Wah I love this if it were not night time I think it'd be very tumblr-ish!!

Noob camera focused on KY's face and not mine. We used to be SUPER close when we young, then when we were in the same pri school, we hated each other and now that we're grown up, no more hate!! More love!

Love how this shot makes my arms look skinny =D Happygirl96

HUGE trees but it cannot be seen on screen.

That's it for now!! Goodbye!

P.S/ BLOCK B IS BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER. I am team #blackdragon ToT B-bomb.... please show some love to my boys! Wide screen, 1080p HD. Shiok!!

P.P.S/ SS4 IN 9 DAYS.

P.P.P.S/ IM SERIOUSLYHAPPYGIRL96!!!

CNY + my operation!

2012-01-29T05:41:00.000-08:00

Hi guys sorry it's been 2 weeks since I've updated but time hasn't been very cooperative with me.. But alas! Here's a post about some recent happenings!

CNY was pretty early this year and frankly speaking I've never been a fan of it. I dislike visiting because I hate forced conversations with distant relatives. So usually if my cousins are not around I'll just sit around demurely and eat my relatives' pineapple tarts. Lol I'm sure I'm not the only one here!! Thankfully Mom hates visiting too so I only visited my gran's, godparent's and aunt's house this year! Pictures!!!

Went to kahyen's house at night, after changing out of my dress (yes a dress and it's black). Been a month or two since I met my cousins!!

Ugh flash makes my eyes look like slits and my face so oily. Damn you flash but yet you are mandatory.

Love this picture coz our smiles are so genuine!! My little couzin offered to help take the picture and we smiled for at least a minute before he finally snapped, which resulted in fits of giggles hahaha!!!

My dad and uncle were both holding on to cameras and we ended up looking into my uncle's.. LOL. Oh well I look demure so I forgive myself =D

Crazy Caicai (my nickname to him which he absolutely loathes xP) who's in love with Taeyeon! His desk at home is flooded with SNSD merchandize.

So squishy and qtpie!!!

Louhei which i hate. And after my mom added in the sashimi, I got so revolted I didn't touch it in the end.

Second day I went to my Kaima's house before heading to Caciai's!

Pretty Charlotte and two other girls I made friends with. AND THE MOST UNEXPECTED THING HAPPENED.

I was talking to my parents, and the girl on the right of the picture, Jean, started drawing Block B's logo on the chalkboard. Then I SCREAMED. Like literally screamed and started jumping around. I mean, BBCs are pretty rare, and I definitely did not expect to meet one at such an unexpected place!! We clicked off IMMEDIATELY and started spazzing like crazy!! She's a fan of Taeil and P.O, while the girl on the left likes B-bomb and Jaehyo!! Mom butted in and went like "I like zico!!!"

OH MOM... LOL.

Charlotte!!

The dog's so pretty I kept molesting her. Her fur is like THIS soft and I asked the owner if she used conditioner on it.. And she said yes!! Pets nowadays have a better life than humans xD

Headed to Caicai's house afterwards!

I look like shit in this picture but that's the best of the lot. And I screwed up my hair big time that day and my fringe is SO short.

Totally candid!! And Vic's leg is such a cockblock LOL. Spent the entire night playing hide and seek in his house. Not as easy as you think!!

Had Korean for dinner yesterday and I thought it'd be a good idea to tempt you!!

I had Kimchi stew and it was mindblowingly good!!! The sauce was super thick and just the right amount of sour-ness!!

Ginseng chicken for Dad. Tastes as good or even better than Korea's, I might say.

And spicy chewy noodles for mom! Omg I have no idea how they made the noodles so chewy it's so good!! I'm gonna try Naengmyun the next time I go there again coz it looked so good when B-Bomb ate it lol.

Samgyupsal (pork belly) which B-bomb dug out of the mud flat in Match Up! WAH I FEEL SO CONNECTED TO MY IDOLS!!

Okay so enough of food, now I'll tell you my experience of my operation and on the contrary, has nothing to do with food. I couldn't eat anything besides oat, milk and porridge for 2 whole weeks!! Torture to my belly.

I missed school and had to live with a swollen face for a whole week! Thank God the swelling reduced by SO MUCH during CNY but I could only eat the goodies after the 2 days of visiting coz I hadn't got my stiches removed then -_-

Before entering the operating theatre on Tuesday!! Super touched when everyone wished me all the best before I left school!!

Procedure didn't hurt but it was pretty nerve wrecking because I was awake the whole time. First I was given 2 jabs of local anesthetic, and when the doctor started operating I could feel pain so I panicked and asked her to stop LOL #kiasu She gave me another jab and my mouth was completely numb by then, so she started operating!

Like I said I couldn't feel pain but I could feel what she was doing. She cut my gums open and tried pulling it out but my teeth was as stubborn as me. My head got lifted along as she tried to tug it out!! Wah I was damn scared i clutched my dress robe super tightly and wished mom was in the room with me..

So the doctor drilled a hole in my teeth to break it up into pieces and just by hearing the drilling sounds made me wanna pee in my pants LOL. I couldn't feel the stiching though or I would have fainted on the spot, hahaha!! I'm such a drama mama.

Throughout the whole procedure I kept having thoughts like, "What if the doctor accidentally jabbed the drill into my tongue and I die from excessive loss of blood?" or "What if the op is a flop and I die now?"

But my tongue is still intact and I am obviously still alive!!

The devil that has been giving me so much trouble lately!! Glad to see it mutilated into pieces.

The next 2 days were torture because it felt SUPER sore and my mouth could open to a limit enough for a spoon to go through. The stiches were so tight and everytime I laughed it hurt so badly. Let me swear as I recoil in horror.

See how badly my swelling was! Glad that I'm finally rid of a whiney handicapped Felicia ^.^ Got my stiches removed this Wednesday and I'm now a free bitch!!!

Till then, see you!!

Friday the 13th

2012-01-13T07:44:00.000-08:00

Is my birthday in case u didn't know.. Haha. Feels special knowing the day I was born was associated with the Hantu (as said by naddie LOL).

Anyway, it's been super great! (About an hour and a half left to it yet I'm making the best of whatever's left on the com.. LOL)

Since almost all our classes were banded, I was away from my original classroom from chemistry. Recess followed after that and after lesson, Nunu that babo told me she had to pee badly so I accompanied her to the toilet, NOT suspecting anything. Little did I know everyone were getting ready in the classroom, preparing for a mini and impromptu celebration..

When I was climbing up the stairs, I saw PPK. When he saw me he ran back to the classroom LOL (gave it all away) to inform everyone I was on my way back. I has my suspicions but still had no idea everyone had their breaths ready to sing me the birthday song.. And you can guess what happens after I entered the classroom =)

Harshnee that sweetie even made me a cake!! (even though mama jayaselan was the one who made it but oh well xP)

(Pics taken with phone so it's not that clear.. Sorry about that >_< )

So touched that Harshnee actually gathered the girlfriends and they made an effort to come despite being scattered in different classes.. Love you girls the most! ^.~

(Dragon at the back drawn, painted and cut by Harsh. Gotta give her credit for her amazing skills. So freaky that it unintentionally looks like the dragon in Mulan)

And this totally touched my heart.

Few of my beloved classmates and last year's CTs' well wishes to me for my upcoming operation.. (Will elaborate on it later. Minor one, don't worry. I'm not dying of cancer or a fatal disease.)

And on the other side are birthday wishes.. AWWWW, IT'S SO PRETTY I CAN DIE!!!! Thank you everyone for even bothering with such an unworthy bitch.. *hold back tears Fel this is not the time to get weepy*
Deeper thanks to Marcus (and whoever helped sorry I'm not sure..) for doing this!! U GUYS R JJANG! =)

Heartfelt thanks to everyone who wished me in school, through fb post, mentioned me on Twitter, texted or called me. It's okay even if you didn't, I'm still saying thanks!! =D

I also went out with my godparents and godsis for dinner to celebrate in advance last week!

This is Charlotte, my godsis, whom I've observed her growth since she was a baby. She's super intelligent for her age (possibly even smarter than her bimbo unnie), pretty and VAIN, just like me! =)

(Omg would you look at the eyebags and dark eye circles under my eyes??? =( )

So much has happened for the past 2 weeks. School has been busier than ever, and today is the first day I'm using the com in 2 weeks. Earlier I said that I was going for a minor operation next week. It's regarding my wisdom tooth. I know... I've just turned 16 today and I'm being bugged by adult pains.. I must be freaking abnormal. Or MATURED, in nicer terms.

So a few days ago I woke up with swollen and aching gums and trust me, it hurt quite a bit. Thinking it was just heatiness, I brushed away the pain. But then I found myself having difficulty eating coz I couldn't chew properly with my gums swollen to twice it's usual size. I told mom about it and she told me it shouldn't be anything much, and had the same "heatiness" thinking as I had.

The next day the pain got increasingly worse and I could only take liquid foods, porridge and bread. Fried food was out of the question (depriving me of life seriously). I got a bit worried and the pain was bugging me a lot so I told my mom about it again. She managed to book an appointment at the polyclinic on that day and I rushed there after school. True to my horror, my hurting tooth decided to plant its seed of wisdom now, of all times!! Dentist told me my gums were covering the tooth, affecting its growth, that's why it hurt. He gave me a referral letter to NDC, but I had to wait for 6 MONTHS before I could get it taken out. Was prescribed a lot of medication, and to my relief, painkillers.

Thankfully for me, Mom works in a hospital and was able to get me an appointment the very next day (wtf just how efficient is she) at NDC. I left school early and went there straight. Before I went in the room I was bouncing with excitement about getting an Xray.. with NO IDEA WHAT THAT ROOM HAD IN STORE FOR ME. Worst experience ever, I swear.

The doctor told me my gums were infected, and told me,

"Bear with it for awhile, this will hurt a little."

BULLSHIT. IT HURT. A LOT. She proceeded to jab something into my gums, and sucked the pus out. WITHOUT local anesthetic/any form of numbing cream. Procedure lasted for about 5 minutes, which I can confidentally say is the worst pain I've gone through in my entire ahem.. *16* years of life.

I couldn't stop crying after that coz I was off painkiller at that time and it was so raw and painful. I wasn't even tearing, it was legit WEEPING and sobbing. Ughh, the recollection scares me.

Anyhoo, I managed to squeeze a surgery timeslot on Tuesday next week to get the demon extracted (which means I will have to miss school for a few days booya but I will force myself to turn up in school nonetheless. *Tosses 5 days mc away*)

So yeah.. this is what's been my source of literal pain for the past week. In probably a tad too many words xD Wish me luck for my op! Hope everything goes well and I'll recover quickly!!

Thank you to those who asked me out of concern and worry after reading my whiney tweets.. Haha.

One more major (at least to me) thing that happened to me for the past few days. I finally got rid of a good half of my weave.

Used to be like....

This.

(Yes this gorgeous doll here is me don't let your mind tell you otherwise. The only reason why I look so good is because my face cant be seen OTL)

Me saying goodbye to my hair is like Zico saying goodbye to his dreadlocks. But alas! I braved myself to do it in the end...

To.....

This. 10 inch chop, accomplished.

So far liking it more by the days, and it's so much easier to handle. Which is great, no more 3 hour showers, or waiting for it to dry (up to 4 hours). Easy to tie, no tangles, save on shampoo, feels okay even without conditioner, and the good points go on. Yada yada yada yada......

This year has been great so far, a lot of the wishes I wished for in my previous posts came true. I'm below 50kg (although I'm pretty convinced there's something wrong with the school's weighing scale lol), opened a bank account, with quite a bit of savings safely guarded in there, have awesome teachers, and haven't touched my phone during lessons AT ALL. Not exercising though coz I can't find the time to.. Busy as hell these days ugh..

Ending off the post with a pic I took with Harsh during Chingay rehearsals, before I got my hair cut.

Till then, bye guys!!!

P/s. Spending the last 20 mins of my birthday in sanctary solitude.. Hahaha!!! xP

Happy New Year!!

2011-12-31T23:05:00.000-08:00

Goodbye 2011 and hello 2012! Enough of the cliche things a person would normally say through each transit. I just wish everyone the best! ^.^ Especially to those suffering the same tragic fate as me.. Its O's year!!

How did I spend my new year??

Dion mentioned me on twitter at like 10pm and asked me if I could make it for countdown. Since it was super impromptu and I just got home from dinner with my parents, I rushed down to meet her at around 11... In home shorts... At sengkang square which is probably the most lap zhap countdown location ever.

We were laughing at the MC who said the weirdest and most inappropriate things. He literally described a bollywood love scene at the beach.. And throughout the whole event he just kept playing bollywood music LOL.

Brought my camera for nothing coz I thought there'd be fireworks. But oh well, when you're with a gf who's as vain as you are by your side, it spells c-a-m-w-h-o-r-e. Being shameless w0men, we sat in the middle of the basketball court and took selcas... In the midst of kids running around with firecrackers... Risking life for vanity FOL

Got bored after awhile coz we looked like pangsai without makeup (sounds so superficial wtf) and it took me forever to MTXX the pictures -_- Bought firecrackers and bubbles to play with after being taunted by the kids tempting us lol.

This was the only decent shot I had of myself blowing bubbles (not even very decent LOL) How the hell do those girls on tumblr manage to look like freaking goddesses while blowing a dandelion/bubbles?? God must have thought he gave me too much humour sense and took away my looks HAHAHA!!!

"Cute little boy with a muffin on hand"

Teo Ser Luck speaking. The usual minister-ish stuff like "Let's look forward to 2012 blah blah blah.. I wish your family good health, wealth blah blah and you-know-the-politically-correct-stuff-goes-on."

Confetti floating in air after the clock struck 12.00am.

And we were still blowing bubbles.. LOL!!

Replaced 2 posters with another 2 (Block B and SJM one) in my room so I figured I'd take a pic to show you!! Inititally there's a pink ribbon next to Lady Gaga but it dropped off and I ran out of mounting tapes so ya... Wont stop staring at my autographed BB poster ~_~
Bright square patch is my computer so judge for yourself how big it is!! Gahhhh this picture isn't doing it justice!!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!

Block B Meet n Greet

2011-12-29T10:17:00.000-08:00

AYO DO YOU WANNA B? BLOCK B!

Whatsup BBCs!! =D If you're one (esp B-Bomb stan) then you'd have a very joyful time reading this! If you're not a kpop fanatic, scroll down to the end of the post where I bitch about some ridiculous ahjumma =D You like it when i'm being a bitch so you feel better about yourself right??? Sickos. LOL!

Yesterday was their Meet n Greet and gladly to say was the best time of my life, for now. I received amazing fanservice (nope I don't stalk idols coz I find that an invasion of privacy. Idols are humans too) and took quite good pictures! Today was their showcase and to be very honest I didn't really enjoy myself.. (will elaborate on that later)

Talk less, show more. Here you go! Feel free to take the pictures but please don't cut off my initials.. =) Somone teach me how to watermark so I can save like 3 years of my life T_T

Open Plaza on the 4th level of Tampinese Mall! There were 2 categories, Hi-5 and autograph session. Any moron would obviously opt for the latter (autograph in case you're an idiot and don't know) or would prolly get both or better yet, VIP slot (all of the above + get to take individual pictures with them too but 2x more expensive so FML)

When I saw the blonde dude appear I was like OMG THIS CANT BE PINCHES SELF IS THIS REALLY BLOCK B'S BAD ASS LEADER ZICO!??? And unfortunately he was jumping around so I couldn't snap a shot of him... Mian Dion.

MINHYUK (aka B-Bomb aka my bias) WAS NEXT IN LINE AND I WAS LIKE PINCHES SELF ALL OVER AGAIN *ovaries explosion* Followed by cucumber kyung and the rest of the members.

Can you believe this guy right here is also this guy?? Obtw I didn't apply Red Eye Reduction coz I think he looks like a vampire like that. Plus more handsome than sparkly Edward, yesss???

Yes he's the guy above except covered in mud (the member's artwork) OH DHARMA GREASY CUCUMBER.

Favourite OTP u-bomb! They're Block B's dancers U-kwon (red hair) and B-bomb (my self proclaimed yeobo)

IS KWONNIE LOOKING INTO MY CAMERA?? YES RIGHT? SHUT UP HE IS LOLOL *le lies to self*

Left to right- Taeil (main vocalist), Kyung (rapper), PO (maknae, rapper), U-kwon (dancer, sub vocalist), B-Bomb (main dancer, sub vocalist), Jaehyo (sub vocalist, visual) n zico who's out of the frame. He's the main rapper and leader of Block B!

Pretty Busan boy!! This time I swear he's looking right at me *does woohyun's signature heart throws*

Flawless ulzzang. I'm so disturbed by how this derp is so under-rated. Plus the fans were so horrid to him during the showcase I felt like crying T_T

And yet he was still all blur and innocent I wanna squish him!!!!! Ahn Jaehyo Ahn Jaehyo *chants* *more heart throws*

Finally one of Zico! Dion should be raging right now after seeing this. She's a possesive bitch LOL

AHHH LEE MINHYUK

Dai-on raging again LMAO

She's Dai-on because while on stage she showed him her name and he pronounced it as Dai-on kakaka so cute!!!!

Kwonnie's sleazy look at that orh tao mor guy... SHIT JUST GOT REAL.

Cant stop laughing at this coz the fangirl looks like she's kissing Minhyuk ( =( ) and Kwon's giving that face and Derphyo's derp-ing as usual.. LOLZ

B-BOMB AND JAEHYO R LOOKING INTO MY CAMERA I DON'T CARE BECAUSE I SAY SO!!!

Wechyeo deo keuge mogi swil ttaekkaji *clap* Michyeo oneulbami kkeuchin-geot gachi *clap*

Googled the lyrics because my romaji is too cui. And you people can stop giving me weird looks the next time I do that.

Fokuz (if you're a BBC you'll get this) on Zico pouting.

Fokuz on Zico pouting again.

This ulzzang's laughing so happily ^.^

Leader's turn to laugh. Like I wasn't even aware that they were laughing and making jokes. Probably too caught up snapping pics or floated to reverie or starstruck already...

OH OH OH COME I ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM (get it?) IN!!

BOTH OF THEM ARE STARING RIGHT AT ME. Sorry i'm a sicko but I get satisfaction from knowing that they actually paid me some notice. All thanks to Mars' fanboard behind me LOL THANK U GIRL HAHAHA

Finally all 7!

This pyo ji hoon forever doing maknae-ish things.. Aigoo keopta!

Baby sharkie with the voice of a mutated human (in a very good way). Still can remember Jaehyo's comment about him in MTV Match Up.

"This is Taeil. He raises fishes, sleeps and does absolutely nothing else."

ROFL Then I read an interview somewhere and Taeil said he loved fishes so much he used to join a club for it. Hence his nickname. Awww...

Kyung and P.O's usual face

LOL @ MINHYUK'S FACE

p/s. (Is Jaehyo staring at me?) LOL FELS NOT AGAIN.

THIS

107% HE'S STARING AT ME JUST THAT HE LOOKS TRAUMATIZED HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Reer media cheapo shit buy them Kopitiam drinks and Zico's asking someone what that is LOL.

Makes me feel connected to my idols knowing that we drink from the same type of cheapo non-biodegradable plastic cups.

ULZZANG SO PWETTY I SWEAR AND I THINK HE'S STARING AT ME AGAIN HAHAHA!!

Finally some love from the other side.

AND ARE YOU READY FOR THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY LIFE????

DRUM ROLL PLEASE

My takglam face and soon to be husband.

My life is complete.

Just ignore the fact that I was talking to the security guards asking them about the gifts, or that Dion's ass is there, and so is my distorted face looking distorted as ever, THANK YOU SGKWAVE FOR TAKING THIS PICTURE!!!! *MORE SHAMELESS HEART THROWS IN THE WAY*!!! ♥♥♥♥♥

I was literally shivering while que-ing on stage. But when I approached them to get my album signed, my nervous-ness kinda dissipated and instead got replaced by a shitload amount of endorphins.

The usual shameless me requested to hi-five them and they shook my hand instead!! Wah I tell I almost didn't wash my right hand that night man!! And they ALL smiled at me my ovaries exploded again.

Day 1 ended great.

Day 2 however, was to be honest quite bad. The actually performance was amaze balls but the fan interaction time kinda sucked. Some of the fans were so insensitive I felt like shoving 200kg worth of chocolate down their throats so they'd die of obesity wtf.

7 lucky fans were first picked up stage to do a dance with 1 member each. Then this cock up U-kwon stan kena Jaehyo and she was like "I dont want him I want Kwonnie." And kept staring at Kwon's direction. I WAS LIKE EAT FOOD BITCH (if you're an ELF you'd get this) HOW DO YOU THINK JAEHYO WILL FEEL YOU FAT ASSHOLE!!!!

Jaehyo honestly looked kinda sad and my heart went boom. Felt super bad so I kept screaming for him. Poor Ndrea was crying at the absolute injustice of it all.... =(

And then there was this casual (who got her ticket for half the price from Glenda and didn't even know all the member's names) who got picked to go up. When she went up she ran past the members and straight chiong-ed to Zico and hugged him (Dion's turn to cry =( ) The rest of the members were like O_O and the DJ asked her to shake all of their hands. Jaehyo was like super sad already and didn't even look her in the eyes.. =(

Didn't worry so much about Minhyuk coz he had the most fans (surprised at that) and seemed really unbothered.

Ugh, why do casuals get so much fanservice why? They deserve better. Someone like me LOLOL *no shame*

But that aside I really think this has left a bad impression on Singapore. Minhyuk even tweeted about how he preferred Japan to Sg (but deleted the tweet thereafter) after some fangirls pointed their middle fingers at them while stalking. He even uploaded a selca today saying he'd taken it in Japan while still in Sg =(

This mess. All created by casuals (showing no respect + only after them for fanservice), and yet, are at the receiving end, getting all the hugs and interaction time.

Wtf I must really stop myelf from eating 200kg of chocolate before I die of obesity myself *sobs*

Ok must stop thinking about it before I die at such a young age (although I'd die happy + no need to take O's LOL)

OK THOSE OF YOU NON K-POP FANS NOW'S THE TIME TO START READING

So on the day of the M&G I took bus 27 there. I got myself a seat. At the next stop a 40+ - 50 year old ahjumma boarded the bus and all the seats were taken so she asked me, "xiao mei can you give me your seat my leg is hurt."

Being the nice person I am, I smiled and gave it to her. Then she took off her slippers and crossed her legs LIKE A BOSS. The bus was getting quite packed and squeezy. A guy accidentally stepped on her slippers and bitch HIT him. She shouted at him asking him not to step on her things. That guy GRACIOUSLY apologized. (wtf why he so nice if Minhyuk doesn't marry me imma marry that guy)

After he alighted, another lady stepped on her slippers (by this time she should know that her fucking slippers are in the way) and she HIT her AGAIN. That lady, more forceful, verbally retaliated and demanded to know why she got hit. Some arguement ensued and that old hag mumbled an apology INSINCERELY.

This time ANOTHER GUY stepped on her stupid slippers and bitch hit him again. This guy was like full of balls I like. He said, "Oh i'm sorry for stepping on your slippers but you could perhaps sit back instead of blocking the way like that."

Stupid ass wipe shouted, "HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT. ASK ME TO SIT BACK?? YOU MY FATHER IS IT?"

By this time I couldn't take it in any further and joined in. I said, "Excuse me auntie, I was nice enough to give you my seat when you asked me to, so can you stop finding problems with everyone?"

Bitch got mad and shouted at me, "YOU SHILENT. YOU DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT. THIS IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS."

Fuck you wrinkly bitch. YOU SHOUT AT ME, I SCARED AH? YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG GIRL. I shouted back, twice as loud, enough for the whole bus to hear.

"HOW IS IT NONE OF MY BUSINESS? I GAVE YOU MY SEAT AND YET YOU'RE MAKING A DIN. AND BY THE WAY, IT'S SILENT, NOT SHILENT."

*whole bus sniggers*

WB (winkly bitch for short), "YOU YOUNGSTER DONT NEED TO SEAT, MY LEG IS HURT OF COURSE YOU SHOULD GIVE IT TO ME."

Me : "YEAH THAT'S WHY I GAVE YOU MY SEAT AND NOW YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A SHAMELESS WOMAN. SO WHAT IF I'M YOUNGER? MY BAG IS VERY HEAVY AND I'M CARRYING A LOT OF THINGS HOR."

WB : "I PAID FOR MY BUS FARE I GOT THE RIGHT TO SEAT!!!"

Hahaha, her points were getting totally irrelevant and weak, which made it all the more easier for me to pwn her loserville ass. I said, "HELLO AUNTIE I PAID FOR MY BUS FARE TOO OK?? PLUS I CAME EARLIER THAN YOU SO FIRST COME FIRST SERVE WHAT?? I DESERVE THE SEAT MORE THAN YOU LEH!!"

A nice guy who's been a non participating witness jumped in (translated to english from chinese and hokkien) "Auntie, dont go overboard hor. So many youngsters trying to inject some common sense into you, you buey paiseh one is it?"

WB : "I PAISEH FOR WHAT? I DIDNT MARRY OTHER PEOPLE'S HUSBAND!!"

I was like the only one laughing at her ridiculity and told her she super no link. The verbal fight among us 3 went on for about 5 minutes. The most epic part? All of us alighted at the same bus-stop. LOL!! And she couldn't stop cursing us under her breath.

So what if I'm taking the bus alone? I'm not scared of such people. They need to be taught a lesson. It's just her luck to run into people like me. I've said before I will bite back twice as hard when you step on my tail. When I see an elderly board the bus or train I immediately offer my seat to them. Brainless woman wasn't even that old and I gave it to her, yet she could still be so unappreciative. For all you know her leg hurting might just be a vicious lie.

On days where I carry my instrument home (which is like 10kg) I don't even complain when I dont get a seat in the bus. She's lived for like 50 years and still cant differenciate between right and wrong. I feel fucking sorry for her that she's so wasted and pathetic.

Called mom to complain when I settled down to eat and talked damn loudly. Bo chap coz very dulan at that time. The line got cut off halfway and when I turned around to look, everyone was looking at me LOL. Lao niang still bought lunch calmly and ate LIKE A BOSS. Sometimes I really admire my guts a lot.

But oh well, alls well ends well. On my way home after the M&G, a kind lady offered me her seat seeing that I was carrying a lot of stuff. Glad to know that nice Singaporeans do actually exist =)

(In case you're wondering I declined the seat)

Hope you had a good time reading and I probably went a little too much swearing.. Opps.. Goodnight everyone, sleep tight ♥

Alumni Concert

2011-12-19T09:07:00.000-08:00

Hello!

So from what the title says I attended my Alumni's concert yesterday =) It was kinda interesting coz my ex ex drum major, Sean, played the Yoyo while the band performed the last piece. His moves even followed the beat and tempo of the music! Sounds super lame but it was so cool! I tried uploading the vid but it couldn't.. Sorry.

Took some pictures with the seniors n Mr Er during the interval.

Jonas and his pretty sister!! He was so fatherly, carrying her and all, while everyone were crowding around them to take pictures. But out of everyone, he chose to shy away from my camera wtf. Maybe coz my flash was too blinding.

His mom talked to me too and asked me if I'm Felicia =D Because apparently, Jonas showed her my fb dp. Lmao *honoured*

Handsome-est conductor Mr Er!!

Amanda! Her makeup was stunning that day and her hair colour very sui too!

Ex drum major aka the handsome and sexy guy, Hui yuan!

This is so awkward because Dion bent down, so I was nice enough to bend down too in order not to make her seem short, but HY didn't and Harshnee was wearing heels. So my point is, the 2 gals on the left look like freaking midgets when in actual fact we are not wtf.

EPIC PICTURE. Mr Er looks like he's bouncing after receiving the bouquet of orchids. My camera was made to shame people. Lol.

Sean playing the yoyo which was amaze balls. My jaw literally dropped. AWESOME SAUCE!!

CVMB alumni band. One more year, and I shall join them xD

My boys!!

And I gotta say FTL because when I pms, they get hell from me. Look at their expressions you know liao lah. LOL

Dont like that leh, I'm nice sometimes too.. right? *le self comforts*

Main focus. Jensen photobombing behind.

On the way back we had to cross an overhead bridge to take the bus at the opposite bus stop back to the interchange and Harshnee was wincing at every step she climbed coz she was wearing heels.

So I told her, "Sorry babe I wont be able to feel your pain coz I'm not in your shoes."

PUN FULLY INTENDED.

And I proceeded to laugh at my own joke for 20 minutes straight while she rolled her eyes at me. At the bus interchange I told Dion about it and we laughed for another good 20 minutes. What can I say?

BEST FRIENDS XD

You think the post is gonna end here? You're wrong!!!

I reckon I'd do a longer post to make up for the recent lack of update.. So, Christmas is round the corner and New Year is just a few days away! Soon it'd be CNY too and school resumes.. FFFUUUU

So Christmas has always been my favourite festival all year round because when people mention the word "Christmas", it reminds me of the beautiful night lights, the festive songs, glittery red, green and golds, Santa Claus, presents, Turkey, Log cake, devil eggs and so on.

I love how whenever I walk past shops, I hear Christmas carols playing. It NEVER fails to get me into the "jingly" mood! There's just this unexplainable festive air that makes everyone's spirit get lifted!!

So a few days after Christmas would be the start of a new year!!

What better way to kick start (It's never too early to be early!) the new year with a fresh list of New year Resolutions!

I have to say that never once in my life have I actually accomplished my resolutions. They're just usually half done in a slipshot way. And at every end of the year I'd tell myself "next year I promise to do well" and they end up only being said. I'll procrastinate and procrastinate and shove it aside for later. No action taken.

Doesn't that happen to you too??

Well, for this year.. I give myself........................ an "F" grading.

Yup, that's right. This has probably been the best, and worst year of my life. But of course, the bad points far exceeds the good ones, hence the F.

If you don't already know, I didn't actually get into a pure science class. I appealed my way through, which explains the lack in result.

At the start I told myself that I'd work very very hard if I get into 3H. And when I found out that my appeal was a success, I was literally OVERjoyed. I jumped around screaming, with tears in my eyes. I can still remember how I fb-ed about it with trembling fingers. And I was even more motivated to do well when everyone congratulated me and wished me the best.

I did pretty well for the first term. I was happy with my subject combination and my classmates. But as the second term went on, the pressure was building up and it was harder and harder for me to grasp the concepts of each subject.
I found everything ridiculously mundane AND difficult. I could understand what I learnt roughly, but it was impossible to apply my knowledge to my work without the help of the teachers.

I had tests almost everyday, sometimes even twice a day, and I couldn't cope with the stress level difference from sec 2.

I also ended up procrastinating a lot, and I gotta admit that I didn't put in enough hardwork, which resulted in me doing very badly. Plus I've had a lot of bad encounters with the teachers, which added to my sufferings I had in school.

Literally everyday I'd be staring at the clock, wishing for time to pass quicker so I can get home as soon as possible. And on some days I have CCA after school which made me even more miserable. All I wished for was to go home and sleep, and forget about the "tomorrow's test". I'd be up studying till late at night, and very little gets into my decrepit brain, by the next day, I'd have forgotten almost everything.

So yeah that was basically how my sec 3 life went by. A horror I'd say.

Next year I PROMISE to have a better attitude (this time for REAL because it's O's year and the thought of it makes me unable to slack OTL) so here's my "Bucket list of 2012"

And that's if the world doesn't suey suey-ly end.

2012 Resolutions
1. To not touch my phone at all in class. Stay focused during curriculum time!
2. Improve on my attitude with the teachers. Praying hard that next year I'd get those super demure and motherly type of teachers that nobody can ever bear to raise their voices at.
3. Go semi-hiatus on Twitter (we all know this is impossible but i'll try)
4. Save money! $_$ Planning to ask mom to open a new bank account for me and I'll put my savings in there. Aim is to save $20 a week (plus minus some exceptions lah) Not that hard right??
5. BE BELOW 50KG AGAIN WHEN SCHOOL STARTS!!!! Gained 2kg in Korea fml.
6. Exercise regularly! We all know i'm a major failure when it comes to this but I've been religiously working out for the past week or so. A good head start is the route to success! What to do.. Metabolism is growing old on me.... =(
7. And lastly, just like everyone else, work hard and have our efforts paid off!! ^.^

These are my new year resolutions. What's yours? =)

P/s. Super excited coz I'm meeting the friend's I met in Korea for a movie tomorrow!!

Korea!!!

2011-12-13T11:18:00.000-08:00

Hello!

I touched down at 12 am last night and am suffering from major withdrawal symptoms now but still here n blogging! Talk about diligence =D If only I were that enthusiastic when it comes to studying..

Digressing aside, though it's hardly only been a day, I miss Korea already. More importantly, I miss the friends I've made in my tour group. I miss the bus rides where we'd all take the backseat (tribute to Rebecca Black) and talk super loudly and piss everyone off. I miss having my meals and going on theme park rides with them, I miss doing all the silly stuff like having snow fights, trying out the lame love scan game on the iPhone, doing pull ups on the bus, and it goes on...

You're in for a treat cuz I have great pictures on hand!

Once I reached Seoul I was greeted with autumn leaves and the weather.. Imagine putting your face near the air-con at 16 degrees. Except it's natural and SO COOLING.

First stop was a kimchi school where we tried making our own kimchi and I obviously failed =/ I'm not fit to be an ahjumma, fortunately or unfortunately.

And then I wore a hanbok and looked like.. a demure oriental princess #noshame

Afterwards we headed for lunch where I first tried Ginseng chicken. Wasn't as gross as I thought. Can be considered good actually.

Afterwards we took a domestic flight to Jeju and headed somewhere (Lol sorry I have no idea what are the names of most of our destinations because my tour guide spoke in Chinese and as you know my MT is super cui one) and it was quite chio.

My eyes are so tired ~_~

Mom diligently taking down notes for rememberance.

Not much memory of what happened after that. Shopped a little bit at night and headed back to the hotel to rest. The next day we visited this amazing place called the trick art museum. After I went in IT INSTANTLY DAWNED ON ME THAT GIRLS DAY FILMED THEIR "HUG ME ONCE" MV THERE. I feel so connected to the korean idols.

Basically EVERYTHING in this museum are merely 2-dimensional pictures, nothing more. But it convincingly tricks people into thinking that it's 3D!!

Doesn't the frog look like it came alive!??

Dad fell into a well

Balancing on a makeshift bridge. I'LL DIE IF I FALL INTO THE DARK PIT.

THIS IS MINAH FROM GIRLS DAY IN CASE YOU DONT KNOW. I STEPPED FOOT ON THE SAME BRIDGE AS HER OMG BRB FANGIRLING

IT'S THE SAME.

Going down the pyramid. May I remind you all these are FLAT surfaces?? Now you're amazed.

How real does this look?

I'm part of the picture leh!!!

Lady in the picture tugging at my shirt. Erm.. she's not supposed to be tickling me, I think I gave a wrong expression LOL

Drinking milk? SOMEBODY TELL ME WHY AM I SO UNGLAM???

Got caught by surprise. Picture came alive!!

Mirror image!

IT'S THE SAME.

Dad climbing up a cliff. #cheatone He's lying on the ground. Hahaha gotcha! =D

Afterwards we went to climb a mountain and I died halfway of exhaustion + my shoes were eating at my feet so badly + it was raining and I didn't wanna spoil my hair so I stopped halfway =( #firstworldpains

Gorgeous cliff. For once I get to have a taste of Geography out of my mundane textbook. Love seeing the steady pace of the waves hit against the shore =) It's very.. calming.

Most unique cat I've ever seen. Plus it's EXTREMELY FAT AND CUTE! You cant tell because it's ATTEMPTING to climb a tree. As fat as Garfield!! Jincha!

Lunch. (fact) The Koreans only eat black pigs LOL I SUSPECT IT'S HIDDEN RACISM

Their meat are all so succulent and juicy and it's superb if you wrap it with lettuce!! And none of the meals I've had there were oily. It's no wonder there are no fat adolescenes in Korea. They live on healthy stuff!!

Must pose with utensils cuz I love their spoons and chopsticks. So I bought 2 sets home. What? I'm not being mad but food tastes better with chio utensils lol.

OINK. SO INTRIGUING TO SEE A BLACK PIG CUZ I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE BEFORE. CUTE OR CUTE??

Autumn leaves.

I wanted to test if the camera could catch the steam coming out of the mouth when I talk but it couldn't but I look chio here so UPLOAD! Hahaha! #foreverbueypaiseh

Stalker mode on and snapped a pic of a couple. I think it looks professionally professional. ANY PHOTO AGENCY HIRING??

We then had seafood dinner and I had a horrible time there. For one, I hate RAW seafood. I never eat them because I find it disgusting. But the worst thing was that they served LIVE seafood there.

When the cook took out an octopus I was already feeling very uncomfortable. He then shoved a pair of scissors up it's brain and DIGGED it. By then I was already crying quite badly and when the guy started cutting it's tentacles, I was hiccupping in between tears.

ALMOST EVERYONE TRIED IT. While the tentacles were still struggling while being chewed on.

INHUMANE DUDE WHO KILLED THE POOR OCTO YOU'RE GOING TO HELL I JUST KNOW IT.

Oysters which I hate with a vengeance.

I have no idea what's this but it's alive and it's under a running grill. Mom accidentally spilled soup on it and it JUMPED. My heart literally broke. I don't mind eating meat but it pains me to see it struggling and dying in front of my eyes... ="(

Fish which I find mediocre but everyone were singing praises of it.

Next day we took a morning flight back to Seoul. God I hate flying why put me so much torture... Pressure in my head almost killed me.

Smiling for the camera albeit feeling very tired.

We then went to this BEAUTIFUL place where Winter Sonata was filmed.

Taking a boat to our destination...

Pretty mom

FIRST TIME SEEING A SQUIRREL AND IT'S SO DAMN CUTE!! It's movements are super quick so it's really hard to snap a picture of it. Thank you DSLR for doing your job. Muacks *sends flying kisses*

It was eating a corn and threw it down at me. I dodged just in time LOL

An ostrich suddenly appeared I was LMAO-ing at how random animals would suddenly appear out of nowhere.

Too beautiful for words. The picture doesn't even do it full justice. Except it was freezing and my fingers and toes were completely numb.

Winter sonata.

IT'S THE SAME LOL

Saw another squirrel =)

And a goose. Not joking when I say animals randomly pop out of nowhere. I saw chickens and dogs too!!

LMAO I BET NADDIE WILL LAUGH LIKE MAD WHEN SHE SEES THIS #sickhumour

I can look at 10 of the same picture and not get bored.

Current fb dp.

A lake

LOL trying to imitate winter sonata. Dad and Mom WAYLT

Bought ice cream and churros despite the freezing weather.

We headed to Lotte world afterwards!

While queing for the ride which Zico sat on, I realized that korean girls have the same standard hairstyle. Bangs and shoulder length hair with the ends permed in.

And the little kids (5 year olds) super hip one! They have highlighted hair and some of their hair are permed!

Pedo mode on SO MAD CUTE THIS BOY STABS SELF. Goo Junpyo kid self.

How can anyone be that squishable and cute? It's incomprehensble.

Jajangmyeon like what you always see on TV.

One thing about the Korean kids is that they are NOT shy at all. Being a kid lover I wave at every kid I see and they wave back! Some of them even BOWED and greeted me. Talk about politeness man!

(fact) Koreans are 100% single eyelids. On their 19th birthday their parents give them money to go for plastic surgery. So if they have double eyelids, you know they're not au naturale.

There's a place called Kangnam street where there are rows of plastic surgery clinics where you can walk in and have your surgery immediately and go home after the procedure. So amazed! Mom suggested me to go get my eyelids cut. Haha!

Night market shopping! Cosmetics in Korea is DIRT CHEAP. Take for example, Etude House is a fraction of a price there compared to what you get in Singapore. I feel so cheated wtf. There are like more than 10 different brands of makeup and all the spokesperson of each brand are Korean idols!

There are probably 5 etude houses just solely in Dongdaemun street. Which makes you very confused whenever you pass by one outlet. You feel like you're turning back to the same place but it's actually another store.

Finally one selca!

Next day David (tour guide) told us it was SNOWING!!

It was a miracle because it wasn't supposed to be snowing till the end of December but it did. I'm so lucky =)

Maple leaf.

SNOW!!!

Caught a snowflake and if you scrutinize it very very carefully, you'll realize that it's really in the shape of a snowflake =)

Candid!

The strawberries are super ginourmous and sweet! Plus it was super cheap since it was strawberry season.

Then we headed to this ice museum place and it was so cute!!

Ice computer. It's a bathtub behind in case you're wondering.

Ice piano

Ice toilet bowl which I think your butt will stick on if you sit on it.

ICE VILLAGE?? WTF THIS IS BRILLIANT. Kudos to the people who carved this out #respect

Igloo.

Ice dragon. The details are so intricate

Ice eiffel tower.

Ice cafe like what it says. I think it's more like a bar. There were seats too!

We were each given a block of cube to carve into a cup. It's not as easy as you think.

Tweaked the colour of this photo because it was super dark.

See? Even the camera loves the cup more than me! It's not focusing on my face! Lol!

Final product. They poured juice into the hole for me to drink, hahaha!!

Best pork I've had in my life for lunch.

How did the radish come in the perfect hue of baby pink?? Beats me.

And off to Everland we go! First stop, SAFARI WORLD. For once I was so amazed with animal life. Only managed to get to the lions and tigers and my camera had to die on me. WORST timing ever.

The male lion sibeh shiok one. Got wife, concubines, kids etc etc. Lol.

I THINK HE SPOTTED A MEI NU LION HENCE LICKING HIS LIPS ROFL!

Did you know that lions are family animals while tigers are more of loners? Everyday the lion king and the tiger king will have a duel to see who's the winner of the day. The winner gets to sit on the "crown" till the next day till they have another duel.

That's why you see a lot of scars and wounds on the animals. The wild life is so interesting.

A lion and tiger can also mate, and either a tiger, lion or LIGER can be born. There was a liger in the safari and it had the face of a lion but body pattern of the tiger. Ostentacious rare creature...

We also saw owls (their heads can really turn 360 degrees wtf), giraffes (prettiest animals of all), zebras, camels and BEARS.

The bears were all so smart they could do whatever the zookeeper told them to!

They could STAND AND WALK. It looked almost human it felt like there was someone instead the bear's body controlling it's actions. Madness.

Afterwards I went to watch the Sea Lion show and they were so well trained and smart! They ACTED along with the trainers and did water tricks.

At night the kids were having a snow fight and I didn't join in at that time cuz I was already super cold and didn't wanna get wet.

Here's Yujie throwing snow around.

Parents doing the dirty job LOL #actonly

We were at Yong Pyong Resort and it was legit freezing.

There were people were skiing at that hour!

Matching ear muffs

A jump shot despite the bone chilling cold.

Faceshop vending machine. Interesting!!

My fav drink aka Block B's fav drink.

IT'S THE SAME.

The next day we went ski-ing!

First we took a cable car up to admire the view and the cold was seriously extreme. Once we reached the top, I took off my gloves to take a few pictures and my hands couldn't move for 10 minutes. I ran towards the heater to defrost my hands afterwards, lol.

Lone tree. You can see the clouds in the background. It's that high. It was probably -12 degrees then.

Noel who looks freaking like the boy from Up.

See the striking resemblance? Best part? Noel's from Scouts too LOL

Cheeks turned red from the cold.

So beautiful lahhhhhh

And there's me trying to ski but I kept falling. And it was so hard to get up!!

The snow on top of the rocks look so soft and fluffy! With that I kissed Yong Pyong Resort goodbye!

Freaking gorgeous mountains from the view of my new hotel. Also my favourite hotel coz I got to sleep on the floor like the Koreans. The floors are heated and it was so warm and comfy =) My parents had the bed all to themselves #sucksforthem

Umma and Appa. Look at the super smooth pile of snow on top of the border. I tried touching it and my fingers sank in it! 100% softness!

Street shopping once more, this time somewhere else, i'm not sure where but it was the best shopping area there!! The clothes were all so pretty and cheap but I didn't buy much tops cuz they were all long sleeved..

Backseat crew with a king in the middle. Sitting likka boss.. And we are his humble minions. As said by Yujie whom is sour coz he didn't get to seat with us.

Camera chose to focus on the seats instead of us...

The sim family.

Samuel and his New moon ahjumma bag, lol. Yujie forever wanting to prove that he's taller than all of us. Harnar harnar, you win lah k, boss. Happy?? =P

Playing the love scan thing. Super awkward one, gotta scan thumbprint, then look into each other's eyes for 10 seconds, then record each other's voices... Walao.

Love analysis, 100%. No lah, fake one.

He camwhored with me lol

Super high when we saw a Singapore flag there

Last 4 pictures stolen from Yulin's FB. Thanks girl!! ^_~

And this concludes my Korea trip! Finally done with this post after like forever.. Signing off at 3am..

Goodnight!! =)

Lies

2011-12-03T09:36:00.001-08:00

Nothing speaks clearer than this phrase.

"It takes 10 lies to cover 1 lie."

Why?

Because when you tell a lie, you realise you that A LOT of unforeseen circumstances will arise. There'll be loopholes, you realise that everything doesn't fall in place, and a legacy of complications will follow.

Then you realise everything you said doesn't form a perfect puzzle, you realise that people realise you're behaving aberrantly, so you quickly cook up more lies to cover up for everything that went wrong. From 10 lies, it develops into a hundred. And from 100, it multiples to a thousand. It's a tiring, never ending marathon, and the vicious cycle continues until someone finds out the truth and exposes you.

After being ripped apart raw, some will not admit defeat, they're determined not to lose face and have their painstakingly built pride get trampled on just like that, and so they continue defending themselves by telling more lies.

By this time nobody would probably believe anything you say anymore, even if you're willing to repent, what are the chances of people regaining faith in you?

Hard, I say.

Contrary to popular belief, time will not heal all wounds. Not everyone can let bygones be bygones.
Instead, I live by the beliefs of "Once bitten, twice shy" and "A leopard will never change its spots".

You'll be the girl who cried wolf, the morsel of gossip in everyone's conversation, and most importantly, the close people you've hurt will leave you.

Throughout the time you were fooling everyone, were you happy? Were you satisfied that everyone believed in EVERYTHING you said? Were you smirking over our foolishness to take everything you've said so seriously? Were you?

Or were you feeling ashamed that you could do something so unabashed, so sinful, yet you couldn't confess, for fear that everyone will despise you, and so you continue lying your way through, all the time feeling guilt-tripped? Were you living in fear, and in insecurity, feeling as if your energy was debilitating? Did you ever fluctuate? Were you living surreptitiously?

Because I sure as fucking hell feel that way for you, even as a victim.

At this time you'd try to explain what sparked you to lie (provided you don't even lie about this) but does it still matter? People would want to know why you lied TO THEM. The reasons behind it are only peripheral.

Why do people lie? I cannot comprehend.

Do you feel insecure? Feel like you're second to everyone to a point where you have to stoop so low? Feeling poor, so you have to boast about your said "wealth"?

Succumbing to lying is the wrong way to tackle your problems. You have to CONQUER it.

Who doesn't feel insecure? At some point of time, everyone experiences it. Girls feel like that all the time when Mother Nature rings her bell, t's a sucky feeling, but even famous singers do have their down moments. However, they conquer it by conversing their feelings and emotions through their songs.

Feeling like a white crayon? Go on twitter and follow those grossly pseudo-inspirational quote accounts (which I hate) or listen to songs like "Firework". The lyrics go like this;

"Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag, drifting through the wind, wanting to start again?"

YES IT FITS YOU PERFECTLY. Go get inspiration from that song.

WHY did you choose such a wrong route?

I wont judge you for being poor, but instead I'll look down on you for being ashamed of being poor. You sure as hell can do something about it. Study hard, get a decent job, whatever. But lying? On the surface, people might be envious of you, but only you know best.

Isn't it hard trying to paint a perfect physical picture while having a sinking feeling in your gut, each time a lie escapes from your mouth? Isn't it hard to show your "million dollar smile" while feeling like a torn and tattered dollar note?

A ghastly mistake, I would say.

So before you decide to lie, think again. And do some soul-cleansing.

P/s. Don't ask me what happened. I can only say, I promised to keep my mouth shut, on 1 condition that person settles everything by himself.

Pp/s. If YOU are reading it, I hope you feel fucking ashamed and repent.

Ppp/s. On a totally unrelated bright note, I'm leaving for Korea in 2 days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can't even eat, shit, bathe or sleep properly!! I'm bouncing with excitement!! =DD

Only child

2011-11-28T06:29:00.001-08:00

Before I start, I'd like to apologise for the lack of pictures because I haven't been going out lately. I promise a good one will be up after I come back from Korea. God am I excited. 7 more days till I depart! And a month till I see Block B!!! And there's Christmas, my favourite festival of the year!! Shops are already playing Christmas songs and it never fails to get me into the mood =) December is gonna be a great month!

SOS please, I can't speak Korean (the fangirl to oppa language is an exception =P)

Yes, i'm an only child. Whenever people ask me about it, they say i'm so blessed to have everything to myself. Own room, parent's love all to myself, don't have to fight for things. Dont have to share. Peace at home. No quarrels.

And EVERYBODY has the same answer. "Omg you so lucky I also wanna be only child!!"

I'd have a standard reply. "Omg you so lucky I also want brother or sistar"

And it'd somehow turn into an argument. Lolz

Yes I agree to some extent that being an only child has it's good points, like you don't have to share a room and there wont be favouritism running under the same roof. BUT, nobody ever realizes how lonely I am.

I don't mind sharing a room. I like double decker beds. I'd sleep on top and my sis below, and we'd chat mindlessly till one of us falls asleep. Homework instantly becomes a whole lot more attractive when you have a companion to do it with. Doubts will be cleared easily. Math equations easily conquered.

Having a sister means a shopping companion. When faced with boy or friendship probs, a sis will turn into Agony Aunt.

Having a brother means protection. He'll be your protective shield. If your bro is younger than you, you'll teach him to be the guy who respects girls instead of one who makes fun of a girl's insecurities.

Favouritsm? My parents are not like that. They are all for being fair. My mom HATES biased parents what with being raised being a victim of favouritism. She says that having one more child means having one more mouth to feed, and I wont be able to get anything I want anymore.

I guess humans are all like that. You always want what you can't have.

When I have straight hair, I want curly locks. When I have curly hair, I want it pin straight. When I have long hair I only pay attention to people who have short hair. After I give in to temptation and cut it, I regret like balls and wish for my hair to grow faster. (sorry for shitty hair analogy)

And only childs are constantly envious of friends with siblings.

When I was younger, my popo would take care of my cousins and I and we'd play and watch TV together everyday. I was lucky enough to not have to play with barbies alone.

Imagine.. talking to your dolls while u undress them. Sipping on an empty cup while having a tea party with them. Solitary is never an enjoyment while you're still young. You know how introverts are bred? Through such imaginary companions.

People would tell me, "Aiya, u alone at home go out with friends lah!!"

True, i'm very thankful and love my gfs very much but it ISN'T the same. Blood is still thicker than water. There is a distinct difference between friendship and kinship. You don't get to stay with your friends. You don't share the same family problems. There's just this rapport you share with your siblings which you don't get to with your friends.

My friends around me are really close to their siblings, and i'm openly envious of them. Harshnee has 2 precious sisters whom she shares a very strong bond with, and everytime she holds movie marathons or events at her house, I get to see them and how close they are *sigh*

Dion has an older brother, and he dotes on her very very much. He bought her an iPad, blackberry and maybe even a DSLR. Even though the money comes from his poly internship and army pay, he spent it on his baby sister. When he went for NS, Dion sleeps in his room everyday cuz she misses him. Once when Dion, Harsh n I went prawning together, Benett came along because he knew we didn't know how to and taught us how to prawn *even heavier sigh*

Naddie's very close to her lil sis too. Just look at the amount of selcas they take together. Not to mention their striking resemblance. And their good genetics.... *bangs wall*

Regardless, i'm thankful that mom is so adaptable to me and likes kpop and the same type of clothes etc etc under my influence. But still..

I wish I had a sibling.

Dedicates #foreveralone song to self

Title is "By Myself" by Tiffany of SNSD.

P/s. CONGRATS MY DEAREST JUNIOR JENSEN FOR SUCCESSFUL APPEAL!! DO UR NOONA PROUD NOW! =))

Human Centipede

2011-11-25T05:34:00.001-08:00

Is a very disgusting movie.

It is also very addictive.

It also makes me wonder why I haven't thought of something as brilliant and strike gold yet... I guess Tom Six (the producer) was a step faster than me. LOL!

Jokes aside, I think the show was fab! I dont't think it is as disgusting as the critics said it to be. Sure, I gagged a few times, once when the mad professor operated on their anus and there was a lot of blood and fats involved, once when the first guy had to shit and the second girl had to eat his shit, and another time when they crawled up the stairs (to escape from the mad prof) and the "centipede" got slightly dismantled and they bled through their anus and Dr Heiter licked the blood off.

OH I KID!!

Judging from my above descriptions you should be haunted by images of their torture by now. Please give me a moment while I recoil in horror.

The scary part of the movie is not entirely about what they show you. It gives you a rough idea of what happens, and leaves you to imagine the rest of it.

Basically it is about this mad surgeon, Dr Josef Heiter (God why are all Josefs psychos. First Josef Stalin, then this twisted doctor) who has this vision of creating a "human centipede" which in simple term means joining the digestive tract of a few people together. And in the gross way it means having 3 people connected together, mouth to anus. So if the first person gotta shit, the second person sueysuey-ly has to eat it lor...

You still no understand? Come I'll show you a diagram (Will resist posting a screenshot of the movie because I don't wanna intentionally scare anyone)

NOW YOU GET IT.

Being the second person sucks lor.. At least the front person only got his ass abused. Last girl only had her mouth stuffed up someone's ass. Second person? Suffer both front and back. Pity man.. And the worst part? The middle girl was the last to die.. May you rest in peace Lindsey. LOL.

Planning to watch Human Centipede 2 and I caught a super big synopsis of it (huge spoiler ugh) on wiki. At least Dr Heiter was surgically capable. This dude in the full sequence is unprofessional!!

This time it starts off with this dude called Martin, who's wanking to the movie (the first sequence was only a movie afterall. It's like inception. We're watching a guy watching the show) using sandpaper (sickkkkkk) and he starts planning his own human centipede, this time with 12 people (including his VERY pregnant wife WTF). N he does it in a more brutal way lah. Aiya I wanna watch!!!

Up for it or not khakis??? ;)

The kind of people we unanimously hate

2011-11-21T09:13:00.001-08:00

Hi, it's Dr Fels here again. Today imma talk about people that we commonly dislike. I'd skip the backstabbing liars because it doesn't exist in my social network anymore. As u grow up, people grow up too. It's all part and parcel of of life. Before I begin, listen to this song. It's called Cleansing Cream by Brown Eyed Girls.

My theory and after reading some of the comments : Basically it's about this lady with a younger sister (her alter ego) who's blind. Her disability to not see represents innocence. She envies her little sister's innocence and reminds her of herself when she was once young and innocent when she met her husband too. Her marriage is however, failing and she suffers inside and keeps everything to herself. One day her little sis touched her husband's face and got fascinated, she then puts on makeup and tries to impress him. Unable to take it further, she breaks down cleans the makeup off the sister's face by force. Hence the title.

I cried.

Ok anyway.. back to the point of this blog post..

What actually inspired me to blog about this is because of the bootlickers. They are the type who go to people of higher statuses and try to get in their "good shoes"
Hmm, i'll give u a real life scenario.

When the teachers go like, "who'd like to volunteer to be the class chairman?" they'd be the only ones who'd raise their hands. Teachers especially LOVE such students because it's what they call confident or role models to the rest.
I beg to differ. These people have NO FRIENDS. Would you like to see everyone have no friends? No? No, just like I expected. Can't you naive teachers see that choosing to do something like that is a choice? It's a simple thing, to raise your hands and claim what's not rightfully yours. Everyone CAN do that, but why is it that NOBODY is doing it?

Because it's fucking shameless!

What irks me most is that the gullible teachers have NO eyes to see the truth. N they will further piss the pissed off students by saying something like "Oh _____ is such a dear! Students, please follow his footsteps!"

Pseudo-philosophical fleabags.

I see the injustice of it all. If such people had substance, they wouldn't have to go through all this just to get that far. The teachers would pick you, not you pick yourself. If something like that had to be obtained through votes, don't even think about it. You'd go nowhere darling.

Unfortunately no teachers will ever have such perspective because their brain only contain math equations. They probably masturbate to the periodic table anyway.

Why am I saying this? Because I don't like teachers, and they are the second type of people I dislike.

In my primary school, I came from the top class and was always the under-performed one. Naturally, the teachers didn't like me very much and I seldom did my homework so I got scolded all the time. For that I blame myself. Only my choir instructor liked me because I sang quite well then (no shame). Even so, all I heard were praises. Nothing more.

In secondary 1 and 2, I told myself I'd do better and did. Ms Ng was form teacher for 2 years. She was also my favourite teacher and things went well until she left the school.

The teachers I got this year are humans with an empty soul. My chinese teacher is one such example. She's the most fucked up bitch I've seen. She's the type who'd shame you and call out the lowest scoring student in class (most of the time it's me) and give you a lecture in front of everyone. The blog post will never end if I were to list out all her crimes.

BITCH, you have no EMPATHY at all. It's not like I don't do your homework. I study for my chinese tests, but I still fail. HOW AM I GOING TO CONVINCE YOU THAT LANGUAGE ISN'T SOMETHING YOU CAN MASTER IN JUST A YEAR? I don't have the basic foundation, I grew up speaking English. I don't speak chinese at home, unlike you. Yeah, you're a chinese teacher, so what? You can't even speak a proper sentence of English. You can't even pronounce your words correctly. English is the dominating language in Singapore, but you can't even pronounce your student's English names. At least I can speak basic Chinese without stumbling over my pronounciation. For someone with an education and who's lived a good 40 years longer than me, you are at a bigger loss.

Why am I saying this? Because I've been put through so much shame by her. Insulting is not the way to push me to work harder. Soft approach works on me. If you scolded me for doing something wrong, I'd never apologise and do more things to spite you. If you talked to me nicely, I'd say sorry willingly.

It's fucking humiliating to announce to the whole world that I performed the worst out of everyone. Am I not human just like you are? Do I not have feelings too? I fucking hate school because of cockblocks like her. I spent most of my recesses complaining about her to my gfs (all diff classes and harsh doesn't take chinese)

In case you're wondering, yeah, she's the type of teacher who'd constantly sing praises about the bootlickers. She's a big fat one herself. God I hope she doesn't teach me next year. I don't think I can take any more of the horror.

The third kind of people I dislike are introverts though they are pretty harmless. Big diff between being quiet.

Quiet people only speak when they need to, introverts don't speak even when necessary. When you ask them a question, they'd look down and give you that shy smile and shake their heads. Or even worse, they dont answer you AT ALL. I feel like grabbing them by their shoulders and giving them a good shake to tell them to wake up. Chee bong if you're bent on making your life miserable, don't drag me in your hell hole as well. Hate it when I've to communicate with such people. It makes me look like the bad person when I'm forced to raise my voice and make them speak up. DONT. ACT. DEMURE. It's gross and I gotta resist the urge to wrench my disgusted gut out everytime I gotta deal with introverted shu nvs. Can you please behave more humanely??

Thank you.

Insomnia strikes yet again

2011-11-16T10:06:00.001-08:00

Can't get to sleep so I've been doodling to kill time...

Minnie is my fav among the 3! She's such a gentle lady (or should I say mouse lol) and she has a few good friends and mickey, which is enough for me.

Yes, simplicity. That's all I need in this world. I'd like to catch butterflies and go on picnics with my friends everyday as well. Too bad life is just not as simple as that.

Bahh, ain't gonna continue. I tend to get emo after the clock strikes 12 midnight. Goodnight.

Personality quiz + some songs..

2011-11-15T05:53:00.001-08:00

Take a piece of paper and write down the answers.. The
analysis is in the end....

Situation:

You are in a deep deep forest... as you walk on you saw an old hut standing there
(1) What is the status of the door? (Opened/closed)

You enter the hut and see a table...
(2) What is the shape of the table? (Round/Oval/Square/Rectangle/Triangle)

On top of the table there is a vase... in the vase there is water.
(3) How much water is it filled up with? (Full/Half/Empty)

(4) and what is the vase made of?
[(Glass/porcelain/clay/metal/plastic/wood)]

You walk out of the hut... as you carry on your walk in the forest... you see a waterfall from far... there is water running down...
(5) What is the speed of the water? (Choose a number ranging from 0 to 10)

Some time after the waterfall... you step on something hard on the ground... as you
look down... you see glistening gold in colour. You bend down and pick it
up... it is a keychain chained with keys...

(6) How many key /keys you see hanging on the keychain?
(Choose a number ranging from 1 to 10)

You walk on and on... trying to find your way out... suddenly you see a castle.
(7) What is the condition of the castle? (Old/new)

You enter the castle and saw a pool of murky water with shining jewels floating on it...

(8) Will you pick up the jewel? (YES/NO)

Next to the murky pool... there's another pool... with clear water and money floating on it...
(9) Will you pick the money? (YES/NO)

Walking to the end of the castle there is an exit... you proceed to walk out of the castle. Outside the exit, there is big garden, you see a box on the ground.
(10) What is the size of the box? (small/medium/big)

(11) What is the material of the box? (cardboard/paper/wooden/metal)

There is a bridge in the garden some distance away from the box,
(12) What is the bridge made of? (metal/wooden/rattan)

Across the bridge, there is a horse.
(13) What is the colour of the horse? (white/grey/brown/black)

(14) What is the horse doing? (still and quiet/nibbling grass/running about)

OH NO!!! There is a tornado coming... some distance from the horse.
You have 3 options:
(i) run and hide in the box?
(ii) run and hide under
the bridge?
(iii) run to the horse, ride on and gallop away?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Here are the
interpretations:
(1) The door: opened door - you are a person who is willing to share
closed door - you are a person who is keeping things to yourself

(2) The table:
Round/oval - any friends that came along, you will accept and trust them completely
Square/rectangle - you are a bit more choosy on friends and only hangout with those whom you think are on the same frequency
Triangle - you are really very very picky about friends and there are not many friends in your life

(3) Water in vase:
Empty - your life is not fulfilled
Half filled - what you want in your life is half fullfilled
Full - your life is completely fulfilled and good for you! :)

(4) Material of vase:
glass/clay/porcelain - you are weak in your life and tends to be fragile
metal/plastic/wood - you are strong in your life

(5) Flow of waterfall:
0 - no sex drive at all
1 to 4 - low sex drive
5 - average sex drive
6 to 9 - high sex drive
10 - gone case!!! super high sex drive!!! Can't livewithout sex...

(6) Keys:
1 - you have one good friend in your life
2 to 5 - you have a few good friends in your life
6 to 10 - you have a lot good friends

(7) Castle:
Old - shows that your last relationship is not a good one and is not memorable to you.
New - your last relationship is good and it's still fresh in your heart.

(8) The jewel from the murky pool water:
YES - when your partner is around you, you will flirt around with others.
NO - when your partner is around, you will stick around with him/her most of the time.

(9) The money from the clear water pool:
YES - even when your partner is not around you, you will still flirt around with others.
NO - even when your partner is not around,
you will still think of her and and will be loyal to her, not flirting around with others.

(10) The size of the box:
small - low ego
medium - average ego
big - high ego

(11) Material of the box
(outlook of the box):
cardboard/paper/wooden(non-shining) - humble personality
metal - proud and stuck up personality

(12) The material of the bridge:
metal bridge - have very strong bond with your friends
wooden bridge - average bond with your friends
rattan bridge - you are not in good terms with your friends

(13) Colour of the horse:
white - your partner is pure and good in your heart.
grey/brown - your partner is only average in your heart.
black - your partner doesn't seem to be good in your heart and appears to be bad sign.

(14) Horse action:
still and quiet/nibbling grass - your partner is a very homely and humble person.
running about - your partner is a wild type person.

This the last but most important part of the test.
From how I ended
the story... a tornado approaches...
What are you going do? There are only 3
options:
(i) run and hide in the box?
(ii) run and hide under the bridge?
(iii) run to the horse, ride on and gallop away?

What will you choose?
Now, the above is signified by these things:
tornado - problems in your life
box - you
bridge - your friends
horse - your partner

(i) So if you choose the box, you keep your problems to yourself whenever you are met with problems.
(ii) or if you choose the bridge, you will go to your friends whenever you are met problems.
(iii)or lastly if you choose the horse, you seek your partner whenever your partner whenever you are met with problems.

So if you think this is worth to take some time to
send it to your friends, then you are a friend
indeed.

Or you think it is kind of true, you can also send it
to
your friends cause you are true too.

My results : I am a person who is willing to share, I am a bit more choosy on friends and only hangout with those whom you think are on the same frequency (so true omg) , what I want in my life is half fullfilled, I am weak and tend to be fragile (yes to a certain extent), I have a high sex drive (wtf??). I have a few good friends in my life (yes!) and my last relationship is good and it's still fresh in my heart (nvr had a bf). When my partner is around me, I will flirt around with others (no partner). even when my partner is not around me, I will still flirt around with others. My partner is a very homely and humble person (glad to know). Lastly, I choose to seek my partner whenever I am faced with problems.

It's super accurate! Besides the relationship one cuz either way it doesn't apply to me.

Try it! =)

Some great songs that I've been listening to everyday

For Kpop, we have...

Girls Day - Twinkle Twinkle
- Hug me once
Cho PD ft Lee Taeil - Family man
Cho PD ft Verbal Jint, Park Mi Kyung - Man Up
Zico ft i11ven - Mic ceremony
Block B - Is It Just Me?
10cm - Hug me
Wonder Girls - Be my baby
Brown eyes - Dont you worry

N of coz, English songs (fan of R&B here)

T-pain ft Chris Brown - Best love song
Neyo ft Trey Songz - The way you move
Chris Brown - Take you down
Trey Songz - Love faces
Karina Pasian - Slow motion
Cimorelli/Lisa Lavie - All I want for Christmas is you (both versions I like)
Rihanna - We found love

Kkk that's all for now! Annyeong!

2011-11-12T06:32:00.001-08:00

This is for Terry who thinks that my eyes are smaller than his.

Whose eyes are bigger now huh!? =P

P/s. Yes I look like a freak. It is obviously edited.

(disclaimer : The following story is a complete fiction made up by me. None of it is true. I'm not tryna sow discord upon anyone or anything. This is only for entertainment's sake.)

In the past, it was said to believe that people came in equal proportion. If you had a small brain (in other words you're stupid) you'd be blessed with big eyes (beautiful). If you were given intelligence, you'd have to suffer the downfall of having small eyes (ugly). That's why asians were fucking smart because fortunately, or unfortunately, they looked like this :

Was God fair? In a way, no.

The beautiful people were only able to flaunt their looks. The ugly people, on the other hand, had the brains.

They made use of their IQ and made big bucks with it. They were then able to afford to go for plastic surgery and upgraded themselves to be on the same beauty level as the gorgeous people. They were now both smart and gorgeous.

The smart people, however, were not smart enough to invent brain transplants. Hence, the beautiful people remained dumb. The originally ugly people were now beautiful and dominating the world.

Then came a boy named Terry. He had a sudden revelation that if the smart but ugly and beautiful yet dumb people hooked up together, the babies they produced would be smart and beautiful. He disregarded the fact that there was a possibility in having a stupid and ugly combination. (so I guess he was kinda stupid LOL)
[he's supposed to be a smart aleck in this story]

He spread his vision to the world and urged the 2 completely different types of people to get together.
Thinking that he belonged to the smart catagory, he was on the lookout for a beautiful girlfriend with big eyes. His dream girl looked like this.

(Please don't ask me why she has no eyes. This is Terry's definition of beauty)

A mad scientist named Felica then came along. She thought that Terry's vision would not work out at all and came up with a plan. She thought that the beautiful people were all useless and therefore should be banished. Beauty and money would come along with brains, and that's all the world needed- smart people. She then hired assasins to kill all the stupid and beautiful people.

At the same time, Terry was on the lookout for a beautiful girlfriend with big eyes. He got the girl of his dreams (refer to picture on top) and started mass-producing little clones of himself. However, his initial plan was a total flop. He then realised that he missed out on the "ugly and stupid" factor. By the time he wanted to stop everyone from ensue-ing his failing vision, it was too late. More and more ugly and stupid people were produced, and they were taking over the world. Only a handful of smart + beautiful people remained.

At a lost, he turned to the mad professor, Felicia for help. She rubbed her hands in glee and explained her current plan.

Terry : Wait.. What? U sent people to kill the good looking people!? Are you out of your mind!? (Pun intended since she was mad) Did you forget that the remaining beautiful people are smart now that the new generation has taken over the world!??

Felica : Oh crap.. So I guess the ugly people remaining are the stupid ones??

The human population soon went extinct due to the 2 self-proclaimed smart scientists. Unicorn Apocalypse striked and renamed it candy land.

Omg I am so boh liao.

Btw, people with small eyes can look good too k? Take my korean oppas for example. I'm not discriminating or being racist (although it'd be kinda stupid since I have small eyes and am asian myself) in any way =)

This super pointless story is in courtesy of Terry who dared me to make him look bad here. I took up the challenge, initially intending to bring him down but obviously haven't reached my said juvenile target. Ended up digressing to my mind's furthest end =/

Oh well I hope you've enjoyed reading it!!! Tata!

2E chalet

2011-11-11T06:58:00.001-08:00

Holler! Just back from band camp and I'm here blogging already! Talk about efficiency! My back hurts from sleeping on the cold hard cemented floor and considering how much activities we did, my whole body is practically sore right now. Okay so you know what imma blog about from the obvious title :) 2E is seriously irreplacable. Everyone added up together pieces a perfect picture. Not many pics because it was really hard to carry a big and bulky camera around + Alastair was there as our "camera man" :P

Went there looking like this (minus the gross fake gucci sunglasses which i'll explain later) and ended up having to tie my hair when the bbq started. That applied to all the girls lol! (except Clarisa duh)

Weather was fab that day! It's been raining everyday these few days but it was bright and sunny all day!

Before we begin, here are some shots of myself that Alastair took which I was completely unaware of. They are watermark-ed with his name.

Wah, i'm like some celebrity (except without talent)

Alastair, our reliable camera man of the day. LOL look how much worth of money is slung over his neck. A lot of the pictures in my camera was taken by him too! I was too busy eating heeheehee xP

LOL sorry couldn't resist. U just happen to be ONE of the victims of the unglam sequel. Shall we move on? =D

"Gavin ravishing a chicken wing" LOLOL

"Mark having constipation while playing the guitar"

"Kiatfong posing for the camera"

LOL no lah I anyhow say one =P

Naddie's usual O_O eyes went a gazillion times bigger when Zhonghua kicked a glass and spilt water all over the floor. Epic.

"Tissue mama throwing a sweet potato in the air while giving a dunno what is that face"

Sorry guys, please don't start making 11.11.11 wishes cursing me to go to hell please.

Joyce being Joyce. Responsible and efficient. Also the best organiser in the world!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA SELF EXPLANATORY!!!!!

Zhonghua, the best narrator! He made us crack up a lot while we were playing Werewolf (which is the most interesting game ever I can't believe I just discovered it after living for 15 wasted years wtf)

Girls! Damnnn I look like celebrity again.

Oh yes the sunglasses. Let me explain. So there has been a lot of cases of people going blind due to bbq-ing while wearing contact lenses because it melts in their eyes and all that scary stuff right? I didn't wanna risk it but I wanted to bbq so I borrowed Harsh's sunglasses to protect my eyes.. But when it got too dark it was impossible to see anything so I had to stop.. Aww. I love buttering the chicken wings and flipping the satays over!

Look at the fail sausages. Zhonghua ate all because he's bloody budget.

So cla had to do it by herself. The bbq team is awesome! Inclusive of Kiat Fong, Weiyun, Choon chin and the both of us =DD

High and drunk.. On chicken wings lolz.

Really gotta give it to this dude. He never goes anywhere without his baby. Even went to the extent of sleeping and talking to it.

Alot of people in 2E plays the guitar! Very well at that! Rishard was serenading Nunu with it :)

Being the usual 2E, we turned off the lights and asked Rishard to get ready and we invited her up and turned on the lights. Albet and I then started singing and Rishard played along.. At the end of it Nurbaiyah was so shy and fed Rishard marshmallows HAHAHA SWEET!! Play play one lah. They were nice enough to play along :)) That's the 2E spirit yo!

And there's Harsh trying to serenade me but obviously failing. NEXT! /waves hands in the air/

Choon Chin the blur kukubird. All of us almost vomitted blood while playing werewolf because he was just so blur and kept voting the werewolf in the game when it was like BAM! Clear as hell who the it was.

PPK and his muscles waaaaaa. He ate uncooked chicken and was totally fine with it. Man bo??

Haha oh yeah, the opposite chalet to us were a bunch of ah bengs who were smoking and cursing in hokkien a lot, and they were all topless. When the boys were inside the room, the girls were still outside bbq-ing and gossiping like aunties as usual. The bunch of ah bengs thought it'd be funny and started jio-ing us. One of them shouted

"Chuan hong se de nu hai zi, wo men xi huan ni!" (means we like the girls in red)

And they DIDN'T wanna give up and kept asking for our numbers and asked us to look at them. I stared at them like some venomous lethal bitch and called the boys out. The bunch of them immediately stopped talking to us when the boys made their grand entrance. Hahaha losers!!!!

Paul, who has transferred schools was nice enough to come! He was bragging about how some girl confessed to him but we all know it's a lie. LOL

Albet, who looks nothing like Albet here.

And Mr Kuan was nice enough to come! He brought Mrs Kuan and their son along as well! Ignatius was such a precious baby, he stole Mr Kuan's limelight and charmed us into his heart :)

PPK kept playing with him and asked, "You prefer daddy's muscles or korkor's muscles?"
And he pointed to PPK and touched his chest. Everyone went "ooooh" and "aaahhh"

"See! I also got muscle!"

"Say byebye to korkors and jiejies!"
Everyone shook his hands like he was a star! First class treatment! He looks like Mrs Kuan, don't you think?

This couple damn cute lah!

Mrs Kuan : Girls, you all can take up the air-con room tonight! Let the boys sleep downstairs!"
Mr Kuan : Guys, if you're thirsty, ask the girls to make you drinks! That's what girls are for" /usual evil laughter/
Then Mrs Kuan pinched his cheek! LOL WAE THEY SO CUTE!! And we went "oooh" and "aaahh" all over again xD

Snappd a shot with them before they left. my fav SS and math teachers :)

With flash = fat.

W/o flash = pretty.

Siao Zhabors in action. The ah bengs were imitating us LOL

The moon was freaking full and gorgeous that night. 100% not edited. Albet said the angels are coming, lolz!!

I love 2E!!!! Def another chalet after O's next year! :)

Bored.. B.O.R.E.D!!!!

2011-11-07T08:40:00.000-08:00

There is absofreakinglutely NOTHING to do at home. The only productive thing I did today was read... Like one third of a book and took down some good phrases which isn't even THAT productive. No please don't talk to me like a politically correct adult would.

"Oh! You can take the time to study! Or do your homework!"

OH PLEASE. If I had a pie in front of me, I would eat it, not throw it in your face. If I had 2 pies, I would eat both LOL.

Ok so.. today is my daddy's birthday!! Wah I think i'm the worst daughter known to mankind man. This morning around 10-ish he came in my room to wake me up and asked me what I wanted for breakfast. Anyone who knows me knows it is NOT easy to wake me up.
If I have school the next day I gotta set an alarm like 2 hours earlier with half an hour alarms consecutively thereafter. So if I gotta wake up at 6, I gotta set my alarm at 4, 4:30, 5, so on and forth. (Yes it's that bad)
And naturally, when it comes to the weekends, I get to indulge a little and zonk out till late morning/noon :P

Lol sorry for digressing again. Back to the topic. When dad came in to wake me up when I was still in my usual semi-comatic state, so I mumbled a barely audible "happy birthday dad" with my head still tucked under the sheets. He laughed and said "So fried bee hoon for breakfast ok?" I said ok and went back to sleep OTL.

Then during lunch he went MIA for hours and came back with groceries and cooked lunch wtf. Where got people treat themselves like slaves on their big day one?? What did he cook? Egg meesua. LOL
(If you're not chinese you probably wont get this. Basically on your birthday your mom/grandma would cook you egg meesua and you're're supposed to suck the noodle without breaking it then you'll be blessed with a long life ahead and all that old wives tale lah. I guess it's kind of standard for every household to practice this tradition.)

And since his birthday falls on a public holiday, I wasn't able to leave the house to buy him a present since he was at home too. I guess i'll have to shop for presents tomorrow and give it belated or something.. Speaking of which, I owe a lot of people super late gifts since July so I'll just buy everything in one go tomorrow and do major damage to my savings T_T

Mom brought the both of us out for dinner to celebrate and all that cliche family stuff just now. My tummy is still fully filled with Tze Char!! :D

So yeah..

Happy birthday Laopa!!! ♥

Thanks for being a dad like no other. Although you being super anal retentive and naggy to me (when it comes to cleaning my room) really gets on my nerves especially since i'm so petulent results in a lot of fights (only over what I throw in my rubbish bin) I'm nevertheless super thankful for everything!!
Thanks for being supportive of everything I do and cooking me yummy meals occasionally and making me breakfast everyday (even though I hate Nutella I still eat it :P)
Thanks for putting up with my vernacular and impertinent behaviour what with me swearing and cursing over nothing all of the time.
Thanks for fetching me to school everyday (even though it's on the way LOL. Can't imagine going to school myself. I'll probably be late everyday xD)
And most importantly, thanks for being my dad :')

P.S/ Oh btw, I've been getting into R&B music these few days! It's sooo goood. Spot my new addiction :P (besides Sims Social, that is)

Lady Gaga's showcase

2011-11-05T09:39:00.000-07:00

Woohoo, you're in for a treat! Second time blogging today and it's a super overdued albeit exciting one! (Prolly the second most interesting event of my life after SS3 wtf ) /inserts sad melodramatic music/

What can I say? When you're stuck at home with a com and exactly nothing to do, you gotta find ways to keep yourself occupied. I'm practically attached to my humbled and faithful com (despite my internet speed screwing up every night)

I can still vividly remember that it happened on a Thursday, 7th July. Harshnee and I rushed home like yao gan qu tou tai (rushing to get reincarnated) to shower and get ready. School ended at 2, and we had to be there by 4, so we went there, bare-faced, hair wet and all. Harshnee was in charge of doing our makeup!

With 2 ham ji pengs and my mini USB fan blowing in my face, let's get this post started!

Acting cute like a broken ragged doll.

Spot Jonas looking like his usual self. Pui, that fashion bitch. His complexion is like an SK 2 model's.

Some cute angmoh-looking guy that I took many photos of. He was aware of me taking his pictures and seemed kinda freaked out and kept turning away. Don't shy lahhh :3

Realised that i'm the only one incapable of looking sexy so I settled down with my usual teethy-smile.

Super gorges girl! I stalked her like crazy too but she on the other hand was really friendly and took pictures with us! She does look a tad bit like Lady Gaga huh?? :)

See! This was after I did my makeup and looked like a major walking disaster. I then also realised I was the only one incapable of pulling off Lady Gaga's outrageous makeup looks :/

Queue ahead of us despite reaching early.. Actually Jonas went there straight after school to 'chok' place and by the time we reached there we were way behind the queue and the security guards didn't allow us to join him. The fans saw us and told us they didn't mind if we went to join him so we secretly did so.. They were all so nice and friendly!! Aww.. /touched/

Oh welll, don't expect less from Gaga's fans.

Too skinny for my liking #jealousonly

Handing out every girl's neccesity. Bobby pins!

Looking glam in the midst of being unglam. Hate that my teeth protrudes out like some obscene rabbit! I want braces!!

SEE WHAT I MEAN? INCAPABLE OF LOOKING SEXY. Why am I the odd one out!! /snatches Jonas away/ Don't you dare join their sexy club and abandon me in loser ville!!

Jo's beats were like boom badoom boom boom badoom boom bass making my heart pound man!! But I will never bear to spend $700 on a pair of headphones.. At most like $40? Lol cheapo auntie here. My crop tee was $10 from Cotton On clearance, shorts about $15 from Taiwan, heart stockings about $4 from Taiwan as well. Belt $5 from Gmarket. My whole outfit added up prolly can't even beat his shirt HAHAHA!!

Excuse my jiaobin but everyone r just so sexy I cant resist posting it!!

K at least the dude on my left is acting cute like me. Sexy people can go hook up among themselves.

Last attempt to looking cute

Look at these sexy models who dropped a bomb at my already stepped on ego..

He even has Lady Gaga's shoes!!

Jonas thinks he can type on his phone with his "paws"

Harsh was sticking diamantes onto our faces as Gaga's signature "mole"

"Bitch you better not blink if your eyeliner smudges I'm not gonna re-do it for you!!"

I obeyed and my eyes ended up so fucking dry afterwards wtf. Excuse the fact that I look possesed and my eyebrows are so sparse, my nose actually looks quite sharp here!!! :D

Awkward smile cuz gotta pose while Nad's snapping away.

Little Monsters unite!!

N Xiaxue (who was then still blonde) was there too!!! Omg you know how Xiaxue is my no. 1 inspiration when it comes to blogging right! I was so excited and nervous when I saw her! All of them urged me to get a picture with her and when I finally plucked up my courage to ask her, she told me she was still tying her hair and the security guards were moving us in so i didn't get to in the end. Aww.. wasted lah... Gwenchana, If we have fate, we'll meet again Xiaxue!!! :D

The muttons who were the host for the night!

She tore herself out of the red lantern! N no your eyes did not deceive you. This is Lady freaking Gaga.

PAWZ UP. Too bad Jonas didn't get to make full use of his mickey paws.

Super hot dancer!!

Love how this picture focuses on her instead of the dancer even though she's in front. #evenmycameralovesladygaga

She's so beautiful :3

Wtf man look at this dude behind me. He literally dripped sweat (prolly all over me as well)

Walking disasters. Lol.

SJ came to join us AFTER everything! Bloody ass didn't even dress up!

Hot and sweaty mess! Except the usual flawless bitch in white.

Damnnn tore my stockings.. It was my first and last time wearing it.. :'(

The red bands were like entry passes to the showcase. Everyone swore not to take it off but obviously broke their promise, LOL! Actually half of them didn't even turn up in school the next day. I was like the only one.

We went to the mall to get drinks and food afterwards and it was such a rip off man!!! It was so bloody expensive!!

Trying to hail a taxi home was horror. My feet were hurting from the damn boots so I took them off and practically walked around the uneven cemented path barefooted. No taxi wanted to fetch us home and I ended up screaming and flailing my arms at them like a mad bitch. Everyone were laughing at me but hey, my insanity managed to get you guys home safe and sound right?? Haha.

Even the night seemed particularly beautiful that night :)

I ♥ you Lady Gaga

Reverie

2011-11-05T02:15:00.000-07:00

Omg you know how frustrating it is when you're having an awesome dream and then get woken up by the infamous alarm clock? Then you'd declare war with it and eventually win after casting your final move- fling it to the furthest end of the room and have the batteries all spill out? Then having defeated your enermy you'd try going back to sleep to continue that dream but never succeed anyway. I know right, I totally pictured 50% of your unfruitful mornings.

This morning I just had one!! The 'said' morning was actually around early noon. Heh. Don't ask me why I have my alarm clock set to 12 noon. Or why I even set an alarn during the weekends. I just did okay?

Usually I'd forget my dream after brushing my teeth and washing my face so the first thing I'd do when I wake up is 'pen' down everything into my iPod (which lies next to me in bed). Actually, come to think of it, I have to read through my timelime on Twitter of the previous night, retweet some stuff before I can physically function (it's like my morning paper). Same thing applies before I go to bed. At least 2 hours of youtube + music before I can actually fall asleep. My way of curing insomnia. Slow but works. Shit. Why the digression?

Oh yes, dreams.

Guess who I dreamt of? The last person you'd expect (coming from me)

Wait for it

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The dude who has 14 million followers on Twiter.

I'm not a fan of Justin Bieber, neither am I a hater (altho my girlfriends and I like blasting his songs and do all those little-girls-serenading actions just to mock him. Sometimes) Once read somewhere that you'd dream of something when you think about it a lot the night before. And I was listening to Selena Gomez before I went to bed so technically it makes sense since they're dating right? Lol.

So in my dream I think I won a ticket to JB's concert and I was actually reluctant to go because I wasn't a fan of him but my friend (forgot who) dragged me there and I ended up having a BLAST. (I know, i'm a hypocrite) He was super charming and chivalrous and all those serenading actions did their magic on me wtf! I was screaming and swearing like a trooper, desperately trying to gain his attention apart from the crowd of Beliebers. And then the unexpected happened... He took my hand and carried me up stage. I must have been a sweet, kind-hearted, mellow and gentle person in my dream to have been rewarded with something so "one in 14 million" LOL.

And he sang me "Next to you" and circled around me while I stood frozen to the ground and stared at him doe-eyed. Somehow I got used to it and grabbed a mike (no doubt purple) from the stage crew and sang along. I was Chris Brown in the song.. can be considered as a duet right?? Can lah, don't be so niao lah.
When the song ended he hugged me and whispered in my ear "I had a great time, thanks to you, Felicia."

Oh my god what a mental vertigo.

And then the dream ended. I haven't even got to the climax (not sexually) of it wtf.

First and foremost, before my dear friends (Harsh, Dion, Nad n Cla) call me a betrayer/disgusting bitch and leave me torn-asundered with a whole lotta solicited (Yes I deserve it but let me explain) comments, I can explain. Afterall, it's ONLY a dream right?? I mean, I was listening to Selena Gomez which resulted in that dream thereafter but c'mon girls don't lie, you secretly love Selena too xD If I could control my dreams then I'd have let everything remain in place, but replace Justin with B-bomb (Yay Minhyuk!) That would be perfect, except it's beyeond the realms of possibility :'( Sob sob sob. If only....

I wish I got to finish that dream cuz afterall, the Belieber's reaction would be the highlight of it all. Would they join forces and plan an attack on me? Say, throw me into Bedok Resevoir (that would be the.. what? 8th death there?) Beliebers please have mercy on me. I know that's basically every one of your wet dreams but... /runs away/

And I'd wanna know how did HE know MY name when clearly we've never met each other and he doesn't even know of my existence!! Then make him admit he has been secretly stalking me.. Muahahaha.....

Yes my image is basically tarnished I bet everyone won't look at me the same way again but admit it.

You thoroughly enjoyed my engaging eccentricity xD

Whirpool of confusion

2011-11-02T07:20:00.000-07:00

Wazzup yo! /turns on Chris Brown swag n wears New Era cap/

My couz came to visit me yesterday!! Wanted to continue this post in the previous post but my internet had a sudden bitch fit n was unwilling to upload anymore photos up.. So here it is! Actually my main intention is to start ranting because I have stuff I wanna get off my chest but I don't wanna overcrowd this blog with too much negativity or I might scare my readers away =DD This is my fav cousin everr! He kept bugging me to go out with him but I rejected him time and again cuz of the bloody EOYs.. So happy that I finally got to see him!!

Soshis unite~ Did I mention? I have hundreds of korean songs in my iPod n only 10 pathetic english songs. I changed my com earlier this year n lost the thumbdrive I transferred all my songs into so I had to painstakingly re-download everything n I couldn't be bothered with English anymore. My kpop obsession is kinda bad (if you read my twitter timeline =P)

Love my 5jib cuz of obvious reasons. Kyu~

See how soccer ruins ur life? Ur glasses get morhped into bu cheng ren xing. He literally has to change his specs once every 3 months n everytime I see him they r taped with masking tape lol. N when I see his legs I feel his pain. Toenails gone + legs 50% covered in bruises. All that for a ball. Guys.. I can never understand them. (Ok please excuse the fact that he's wearing socks here)

What u doing!!

Can't stress how much the sunlight + manual mode on my camera makes my pictures look heavenly.

Ok Playing sims social LOL. Super mother addicted to this game lah!! I re-decoed my house alr now I have a bedroom, game room n nicer living room!! :) + it's super funny that Dion n I are dating and can have sex together. The bed bumps and pillow flies LOL!!

Ok so earlier I said I have something to rant about right? It's about.... band. Band, more band.

I used to love band a lot when I was a sec 1 even though I was super bloody noob and couldn't even play my B flat scale without squeaking. The excitement to get school over and done with and i'd be able to see Mr Er and my seniors was so endearing. I even complained that 1 and a half hour of lunch break was too long. Now everything has changed. Mr Er comes less often and Jasmine conducts us most of the time.

Not to be mean but she's really boring. She can literally take 2 hours to warm us up and she NEVER pays attention to the lower brasses. It's always the clarinets, trombone, clarinet, trombone, and the vicious cycle continues. Jensen even told me they spent less than 10 mins playing in a span of 3 hours when i was away for briding. C'mon, wtf? U expect us to sit there and stone for almost 3 hours meh?? Rather than wasting life away in the band room, I might as well go home n play sims social right?? It's fucking ridiculous lah. Can't she learn to distribute her attention properly? The clarinetists are very tired, we lower brasses on the other hand are very bored. Too much or too little of something is not healthy, y'know what i'm sayin'??

Now I no longer look forward to go for band with such eagerness. I find it a chore- to collect my CCA points. N i'm always stuck in a dilemma on whether or not to go for practice. A huge part of me feels super tempted to pon, but the goody two shoes in my brain ends up successfully forcing it's way through in dragging me to the band room- for my juniors. Afterall, I gotta be the senior my seniors taught me to be. I can't let my juniors down. I need to teach them to be good seniors to continue the tradition as well. N being the one having to take care of things, teach them and set a good example all at once is not easy.

I always have unacceptable attire, I don't hand in consent forms on time, I use my phone in band, I'm always late, how to set example?? N the worst part? I'm unwilling to change my bad habits to fit in the criteria of a senior... For that I blame my incompetence.

N it's like.. I've been attending CCA for 3 years, i've gone a long way, I only have abt half a year to go before I step down. Should I go on till I graduate n get my CCA points? Or should I let my years of efforts go to waste n stop here, then I can use this extra time to study instead n perhaps do better? Why won't my mind make up it's mind? (lol)

I know it's about music. The passion and drive for music. But nowadays, I hardly feel it. I don't like the idea of stoning in the band room w/o playing music that I like. Since Jericho, i've been so nonchalant towards the new pieces we've learnt. Maybe it's cuz of the seniors, they make everything so much more enjoyable with their capability n all.. I wonder if my juniors feel the same way towards me xP

I'm in a whirlpool of confusion. I want my commitment back. I want my drive back. I want Benjamin and Alexia back. I want the old Mr Er who loved his baby CVMB back. If only things were as easy as waking up and starting afresh..

The bassoonists!

Taken recently at the Vivo city performance. Section 2!

Mr Er's birthday n he remains forever 19 x) This is w/ the sec 3s.

People r forever interested in what in my phone. I don't have a secret stash of porn hidden in it what's so interesting? My 2 best guys :)

Band chalet.

Invited friends I made during the Cambodia trip to our concert! 2E came too but I didn't snap a pict w/ them.

N we went for concerts!

More concerts :)

N more concerts. I'd end up reaching home at midnight n mom would get pissed n ground me hahaha! This was when we looked bloody kuku. Dion still in glasses, Cla's hair like lion, my fringe like pangsai, Amirah (our band major now) had short hair. Hahaha good times :))

This was my fav time of band. I was only a sec 1 n the seniors were the bomb! Even kiat fong was a xiao di di then ^_^

I hope that spark will light up in me sometime soon.. before it's too late....

Last day of school

2011-11-01T07:33:00.000-07:00

Holler! Sorry i've been gone so long. I was super mother depressed about my results but i'm okay now! Failed both my sciences so im dropping to combined science next year.. So last friday was the last day of school but i'm not getting into it leh.. Maybe it's cuz I have to go back for bridging + band practices r as crazy as ever. Sigh.. =( A holiday is never a holiday.

Friday was crazy i was awake for almost 24 hours!! Went to Harsh's house at 3am to prepare breakfast for 3H. Yay to dad fetching Terry n I there which meant more sleep + it was raining... Ok let the photos do the talking!!

Girls = hardworking + efficient!

Boys = slack. Hahaha no lah only the asshole in the middle was being a lazy asshole. See, even ZT's giving him weird looks.

Thanks Harsh 4 always lending ur house n disturbing ur family.. :/ We were watching Drag Me to Hell n Jolene screamed like o_o'''' (I would have too but it was my 3000th time watching that show so I knew where the sudden-shocking scenes were xP)

Fried to golden crisp! Ok lah give Kelvin credit for making this kk ^_^

The boys did the pancakes!! :) N of coz u gotta pair it up w/ chocolate syrup! Ideally we wanted maple syrup but it was more expensive n we r bloody cheapskate so......

There's JL doing his bzbd? Ok I kid that's a ds not a chinese dictionary LOL!

Nunu n her pooh~

Harsh's awesome mummy!

I'm sexy and I know it. /wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle/

I spot JL in centre parting.

I'm looking like Kelvin like some retard. But then again he's also cough.. retarded.

Chingting so cute!!

Don't know what I was telling the boys..

Then Kelvin was like "oh! ya ya ya!!" =P

So candid I like! Phoebe's laughing so happily, Jolene's hugging hy n she's pouting (so cute omg!!) and kahshin's like meh /snores/ Hahaha!!!!

So pretty one this guy why is the world so unfair!!?

We played ouch n I had the honour of sitting next to my new-found crush Mr Tay =DD But he only hit ZQ leh.. Not fun one. Dunno if its cuz he's a gentleman or cuz he's a teacher n can't hit girls. WHATEVER K I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE THE FIRST. #indenial LOLOL /covers ears n sings super loudly/

Got snapped a shot while trying to explain myself hahaha!! Francois damn paparazzi can...

Wah all the drama was going on between PPK n Jingen!!! At the rate they hit each other I thought 1 of them was gonna die. I could almost feel the pain from the sounds of their thigh slaps man. There were sound effects from everyone going 'oucchhhhhhh' after they took turns hitting each other /cringe/

Chocolate cupcakes!

Bloody Jolene using her phone right infront of Mrs Ng LOL!

Phoebs forever cute.

Haris : U got a probrrrrrem?

Let's give it up for Jason Bieber o.m.g where r my fangirls yo!!

So basically our class did an appreciation video for our 2 CTs which involved a lot of weird shit n their reactions were l.o.l

Mrs Ng went from =DD to o_O when she saw all her unglam photos in the vid haha!!

"Please hor upload a nicer photo of me next time!!!"

Look at their happy faces!! :)

Shall I present u with Mr Tay picspam?? LOL you're welcome. Marcus had a fair share of taking these stalker-ish pics too hor!!

I'm your biggest fan i'll follow you until you love me, your papa-paparazzi.

Dion sneaked into our class after school ended n we went for band together afterwards. I made her look like an angel HERE. Camera on manual mode with natural sunlight = such results. Literal heaven.

My best gfs! Minus Clarisa cuz she flew back to Indo liao.

Dion, Harsh, Jolene, PK n I were slacking in the store room gossiping like malicious bitches x) Super super steamy session! Haha! What u expect, we r girls hello?? ~_~

This is my junior who's more than 10cm taller than me n bullies me all the time =D

Jensen (trying) to do the sexy hair flip but obviously fails miserably.

Jensen dunno doing what to my phone. Prolly tweetjacking me.

Jensen playing his bassoon LOL

Jensen looking up in inspiration.

Yup i'm both a stalker-ish student and senior *o*

Anw, altho school hasn't officially ended (I have 3 more days of bridging) I think this year was like a rough rollercoaster ride. Calling it utter bullshit might well be an understatement. The stress jump from sec 2 is appalling n homework load is crazy + juggling with the stress from SYF was almost impossible to handle. I had band like 4 times a week n friday practices were till 9pm. I cried everyday for a week after results were out n we only clinched a silver + feng laoshi would scold and insult me EVERYDAY. I failed most of my maths n science tests and despite studying results came out like thrash.

Despite all that, there are pros to 2011. For one, I really like 3H. Everyone are so nice and helpful and I made new close friends like Terry n Marcus, some of the girls like Jolene n Huiyan, and got closer to the 2E boys. I also have awesome seatmates and the best CTs I could ask for!

Besides that, I went for Super Junior's concert where I got to see Kyuhyun UP CLOSE. It was like a dream come true and his voice was serious heartmelt. I also went for Lady Gaga's showcase (which I owe an update) and she was just too inspiring. In Dec i'll be going for Block B's showcase n fansign (saved up a long time for that..) and thinking about that makes me wanna pee my pants in excitement!!! :D N i'll be visiting Korea in December as well!!

Overall it's an even percentage of good and bad points! Thank you 2011 for everything! ^_~

Get fat day

2011-10-18T07:17:00.000-07:00

We had Seoul Garden today! Since it just opened at CP, we gotta patronize as citizens of sk, right right??? But it seemed like everyone else already tried it out and we're like the only ones who haven't, lol. Well, better late than never!

I seriously wonder how people barbeque their meat to perfection.. Mine's either uncooked on the inside or it gets fucking chao tah but I major love the burnt part! ~~Who cares if it's cancer causing right~~. Not gonna return to Seoul Garden any time soon, I eat charsiew chicken till jelat already... Dion and I seriously ate like kids from the third world man. Amirah, her sis n couzzie were there too and by the time they were into dessert, out tanks were only half full of meat. We girls are the absolute pros when it comes to buffet (Y)

Mashida! (gotta speak in Korean coz it's Seoul Garden. Catch the pun? Ha ha ha.)

MERONG BACK! It's okay I forgive the both of you for photobombing Dion hahahaha!!

Gotta pose with the ice shaving machine cuz that's not something you see everyday

Me : Ok stop! Lemme snap a pic of that! Dion : Pali pali lah!! People behind are waiting!
Oops =P

See mine so yummy-looking one! Unlike Dion's machiam pangsai. Still drop her ice-cream all over the floor. -_-

Public nuisance.

Dion : Omg cannot cannot I wanna vomit. Amirah- everyday i'm photobombing.

We spent 3-4 hours there and wanted to go catch a movie afterwards but there weren't any movies that caught our eye so we walked around Nex aimlessly and saw the fish spa. So she raised her eyebrows at me (Yes we can send telepathic messages to each other LOL) and I thought HELL YEAH MAN. #FearlessBastards

But before that.... Super proud of our SJ oppas, A-cha and Mr Simple repackage are top 2 selling in Popular!! ^.^

The first 5 minutes were crazy torturous man!!! It was SOOO DAMN ticklish and you can feel the fishes feeding on your feet like vampires sucking on blood. Especially when they touch the soles of your feet (I'M SUPER TICKLISH THERE) you'll shiver! We were screaming and laughing like mad women and people were staring at us, hahahaha!!! But after you get used to the feeling it feels kinda shiok actually xD We totally exceeded the time limit but the lady didn't scold us =) Cho happy only.

Don't know why there was a lone goldfish in the pool of black fishes but okay...

Forced a smile out lol!! And yes if you notice that's my camera bag but my wallet n iPod are in it. Lazy to bring an extra bag so I squeezed everything in one. #whatauntiesdo OTL

And of cuz, being infamous gluttons, we had to get Gongcha! I always have to have Gongcha when I go to Nex. Actually, I go to Nex because of Gongcha... Glad that Koi's opening in CP too!! Yayy CP I luv you!! Thank you for answering the cries of food addicts!

Till then, byebyebye!!!

What if the world ended in 2012

2011-10-17T07:00:00.000-07:00

Whoa!! Updated to the new blogger feed and they show my blog views. I have over a thousand page views!! I didn't know anyone actually bothered reading such crap.. Thank you readers!!

So I complained about my keyboard missing a few keys and I felt really handicapped so I went to get a new one today. Still trying to get the hang of it because the layout of my previous and current keyboards are different. My old one used to have a huge backspace button and this one is a midget compared to that.. Gonna take me a long time to adapt to this.. Gah!! I'm one who sticks to something i'm comfortable with and rarely changes taste.. Take for example, my gongcha addiction. Gongcha green milk tea 50% w/ pearls. I order that ALL the time and dont see myself trying something new in the future.. I know don't need to tell me, i'm a mundane hoe.

So today, imma bore you with all my thoughts again. Sorry i've been lacking pictures but i've never went out during the exam period and even when I did, they were study dates so I didn't bring my camera along with me. I'd be catching a buffet with my girlfriends tmrw so i might bring it out :) Stay tuned.

So people say that the world would end soon. Some people think that we would all really die in 2012. Hell, a movie was even made for it and Jay Sean sung a song about it. Have you really thought about it? If the world really ends in 2012 and you know it is gonna end, would you still be doing what you're currently doing? Would you still be motivated to do things that you don't enjoy doing but you still do for survivals sake?

Take for example. If the world ended in 2012, i'd have just taken my Os. Knowing there would be no point studying for it since i'm going to die anyway, why not just have fun before the world ends? Why would I study when I can pick an easier alternative, which is to have fun?

If I know the world is gonna end, I would do a lot of things I dont see myself doing withing the next 2 years. I would have commited something against the law, like hold illegal gatherings at carparks in the middle of the night and play hide and seek with the police. Okay scratch that I was just kidding. I would get myself a tattoo (which I will be getting when I get older but it's a no for now), I would not bother saving money for my future, I'd not even go to school anymore. I'd prolly bleach the absolute shit out of my hair in colours of the rainbow and shave a side bald. I'd adopt a food baby and get fat since there's no more point attracting boys' attention. We're all gonna die anyway.

What about you? Would you go around and hook up with people easily? Since the risk of contracting AIDs is nothing compared to death. Would you indulge in drugs and party all night? Would you drink excessively since death would knock on your door before your liver fails you. Would you quit your job you absolutely hate and maybe even spite your hateful boss' coffee? Would you do something you really feel like doing but would result in dire consequences?

So I say, the future is what limits someone's actions. People are holding back because of consequences they are unwilling to face. Without having to bear responsibilities, a lot of people will let loose and go wild. It really isn't a bad thing that nobody knows what the future holds... Because if your life depended on the steering wheel, you'd probably die in a car crash and kill someone else in the process.

But even if you don't know if the world would be ending any time soon, live your life to your fullest, at the same time know your limits. And of course, continue to work hard, be it studying or working. At the end of the day you'd be rewarded with the sense of satisfaction knowing you have done yourself proud and made a huge accomplishment in life, in the world :)

3 types of girls

2011-10-14T08:52:00.000-07:00

Before I start this post, i'm facing a hair crisis n am in a dilemma! My hair is VERY long now. Like legitimately 3 cm to my waist. To illustrate better, here's a picture.

N its just this sudden disgusting urge to chop 10 inches off. Which I prolly am gonna regret like balls afterwards because I always do. N the process of growing it long again is just painstaking.

But I still wanna do it cuz no urge can be left unsatisfied. So now let's discuss on why I should or should not cut it. hee hee.

WHY I SHOULD CUT MY LONG HAIR

1. It gets entangled sooo damn easily. N most of the time I end up yanking out like 20% of my hair when I comb it lol.

2. It takes like 3 hours to dry.

3.flat

4.flat

5.er.. flat? lol

WHY I SHOULD NOT CUT IT

1. I might regret

2. I will regret.

3. It is scientifically proven that girls with long hair are prettier (Yup i'm the infamous scientist)

4. Long hair helps me mask my true identity.

5. Refer to point 1

In some ways I think that I should cut my hair. But the factors as to why I should not cut it far exceeds those of why I should I cut. Thus, I still don't know FML.

Wtf lol did I just try applying SEQ skills WHAT DID THE EXAMS DO TO ME OTL

Ok back to the real point of this blog post. I watched Jenna Marbles the other day n I started thinking about girls that pisses ME off. Heres the video.

Lately I've noticed that there r 4 types of girls out there. 3 of them constantly revolve around guys which pisses me off.

The first type has a different boyfriend every week. N everyday shes on twitter expressing her profound love for him. The next day they break up, n she's depressed. Thus she retweets stuff about love and cries herself to sleep, thinking about the times she has spent with him. It feels like she can never smile without him anymore. 2 days later, it's rainbow after the rain and "she moves on". Hence she upgrades herself to a higher level and has a new boyfriend.

I can't even begin to describe how fucked up this is. Love does not last for a week. Love does not mean you know each other for 2 days, start texting, go out once and wala! I LOVE YOU BABY. U think it's as what Justin Bieber depicts meh?? Why he interested? Cuz he is physically attracted to u. Can't be nurtured just by looking at someone on the exterior. If u really loved him u wouldn't have moved on in just a span of 2 days. It isn't even enough time for u to lose 1kg, or quit smoking. Stupid girls.

Moving on, the 2nd type loves a single guy too much. Even if he treats u like shit, makes use of u, or regards u as a friend with benefit LOL. Instead of wallowing in self pity, quit being so pathetic n move on can?? Why do u have to put urself through crap when there's a better route to turn to? If he doesn't love you, he doesn't. N u can't just sit there n do nothing! Pay back with what he rightfully deserves. Break his nose or what I dont know. It's okay to cry, but not excessively. Then move on, period, pronto. But if your desire to vengeance is too strong, u fall under the 3rd category.

The 3rd type of girls r similar to the 2nd, in a sense that they can't get over him, but instead of spilling tears, they start plotting evil things.

1st phase- He's the biggest mistake of my life.

2nd phase- How dare he talk to other girls!? /angry face/

3rd phase- Both of them are gonna regret it.

Like hello don't be stupid can. Biggest mistake? What was going through ur mind when u decided to accept him? Have u not thought of the plausible consequences? Was the word "mistake" associated with when u were HAPPILY together with him? I sure as hell bet not.

Good, then shut the fuck up. Ur retort is thus invalid.

Then your sick, twisted mind starts planning shit. U start spreading rumours, framing him, accusing him of rape. Please lah if he did commit rape u wouldn't have said it only now. If sex was willing, then its not rape. If u r underaged, then u're a whore. But most of the time it is just but a lie. So instead of blaming him for the break up, u really should do some self reflection and think about what went wrong! It ALWAYS takes 2 hands to clap. Both parties will always be at fault (there are exceptions though). Be thankful for the good times u've had. If it's not meant to be, it's not. U r prolly just fated to meet someone else.

korean love dramas r too damn delusional n ruin people's lives. They should put a disclaimer warning people "Not for the delusional and weak-hearted" Because some girls expect guys to be like Edward Cullen or their overly-romantic-and-tongxim-im-going-to-america-for-2-years-wait-for-me-to-come-back-oppas. Y'know what i'm sayin'? /zico accent/

The 4th type of girls r just like.. me. EVERYDAY I'M FANGIRLING. /starts screaming b-bomb's name n jump around/

Ok... I probably just offended 70% of the girl population but meh. /shrugs/ I give a shit?

Anyways.. it's really fun analyzing people.. I prolly should do one on guys that pisses me off but they generally fall under only 2 categories which can be self-explained in their terms. Gay and straight. LOL! I should be a counsellor or something.. I'd totally increase the suicidal rates in Singapore.

"Bitch you needa go get a life and stop crying"

She bolts out of the door, runs up the rooftop in tears and ends her life from there.

Aunt Hilda would totally hire me. Hell yeah.

Will consider taking psychology in the future years because people are just so different and interesting!!

P/s. I just typed the whole blog post out with the "k" key on my keyboard spoilt so I had to copypaste it everytime I have to use it.. Ugh, annoying.. Gotta go get one tomorrow because I'd be blogging and writing fanfics a lot from now since my exams are over =) Yayy!! Just jumped in a pool with Harsh n Nunu today n totally got chased out by the life guard cuz we were in shirt + shorts. Hee hee..

Gotta go to update my FF now yay!! Click here for the link if u're interested!

Happy reading! =D

I hate stereotypes

2011-09-26T06:02:00.000-07:00

Take immature boys, for example. In fact, I hate them so much they might be my number 1 pet peeve.

Ok, let me give u a scenario. Clarisa went to cut her hair on Saturday. And it was a very drastic change from her previous hairstyle. Hmm ok.. let me show you.

This is before. (extreme right is her. photo taken quite long ago so her hair is naturally longer before she cut it.)

This is after. (except much chio-er but this was the best I could find on Google)

I think every girl will feel the same towards "the chop". It takes a lot of courage upon deciding to do this. And that is absolutely true. She had the intention of doing this like eons ago but everytime she asked me "Should I do it?" I would just persuade her out of it (yes blah i'm a bad friend but that's besides the point)

So when she finally DID pluck up the courage to do it, the results turned out fab! (Yay!!) But still, she did feel kind of scared to go to school. About what?

Insecurities.

"What if people stare at me like i'm some sort of freak?"
"What if the BOYS laugh at me?"
"What if they make fun of me?"

AND GUESS WHAT?? ALL HER WORRIES CAME TRUE. The stupid fucking insensitive boys stared at her the whole day, called her a retard and mocked her for having a beggar cut.

First of all, I wouldn't blame you if u lived in the fucking 80's and had no sense of style. Yes, everyone is entitled to have their own opinions. So it is your business if you think that girls can only be regarded as girls only if they have long straight hair with bangs and all that cliche bullshit.
BUT, if u don't like something, then just keep your own fucking opinions to yourself!

It takes someone so much courage to do something so brave, and all the while, why did that person ponder so much before making that decision?? A huge factor behind it is because of you insensitive bastards, whom she knows would throw mean comments and hurt her ego!

It is just as bad as calling a girl fat, or ugly. U laugh and make jokes about that person, never once putting yourself in her shoes. You have no idea how much you are actually hurting that person inside. What does that make you? A mean-hearted person!

And after all that shit u put that person through, you think everything can be resolved with an apology.

I stab you, i'm so sorry. Forgive me ok? Wow, you're so magnanimous. You look fugly. Oh, i'm sorry, I didn't mean that. Forgive me ok?? Same shit applies.

IT IS NEVER THAT SIMPLE.

& if that person happens to forgive you, she will never think of you the same as before anymore. You have lost her trust FOREVER. May I quote Lady Gaga??

"Trust is like a mirror. You can fix it if it's broken, but there'll still be a crack in that mother fucking reflection."

Stupid childish boys. May you break your c0ck the next time you wank. Or pull a muscle the next time you arm wrestle.

And lastly, guess what? U may call a girl fat, she'll lose all the weight just to prove you wrong. Call her ugly, she'll put on make up to show you what's pretty. She has ugly hair, a trip to the salon will change it all. But you have an ugly heart, and that cannot be altered.

SUCK ON THAT PRICKS.

Solemn post

2011-09-09T11:27:00.000-07:00

There will be no 'LOL's or hahahas or sick puns in this post.

I know i shouldn't b blogging now but it's 2am n im sleepless. Have been up studying all night n i deserve a break.

Just yesterday, a friend of mine suffered a great loss. Her mom passed away, n according to her it was super sudden. She fainted n couldn't be revived. Now she's left with no parents n a little brother because her dad left them many years ago. Currently she's putting up with her Aunt n I hope she's staying strong...

I'm super affected by this tragedy i myself teared. Because i can't put myself in her shoes, i'm not even halfway done imagining something like this happening to me n tears actually welled up in my eyes.

But besides the point, this actually teaches u a life lesson.

U have no idea what tomorrow holds.

Just the day itself she was went Jalan Raya n the next moment, BAM! Life takes a HUGE u-turn n decides to abandon her the responsibility of a younger bro. What about finances? What about the future? U r merely 15, would u have plans panned out for the next few years? If u r having a bad day in school, u can't afford to be the child to seek comfort in that familiar embrace or be the one swallowing words of wisdom. U can only grit ur teeth n continue with life. Instead, u will have to be the one comforting ur brother because u r the elder one now. U can share his sorrows, but u can't share yours.
That huge n scary responsibility that sometimes parents themselves can't even bear.

Be thankful n appreciative that u r still alive today. No matter how bad ur day can be, at least, u're still breathing. If ur parents r being extremely naggy or u got grounded, be thankful that they r still nagging at u, be thankful that u r grounded, be thankful that they r still doing their job as parents, bearing responsibility.

Wake up each day positive, thankful that u r still alive. Go to sleep each day, thankful that no matter how shitty it was, u got thru the whole day.

Stay strong girl, I know u will.

Thus ending this post with a song dedication. Also my favourite song from SNSD

Havoc @ PPK's

2011-08-28T06:59:00.000-07:00

Hi bioch! Super motivated to blog now bcuz whatever happened is still fresh in my mind! :)
& cuz thr's no school tmrw so I feel the liberty to slack my Sunday away w/o feeling guilty, heeheehee.

Ok so.. PPK had a housewarming party today n Harshnee n I were the only gals. But it's ok, what's new?? The worst thing that could happen, happened. While I was out of the room, the boys decided to torture Haowen. Each of them grabbed each of his arms n legs n tickled him like crazy, then placed MY iPod n phone on each of his nipples -_- Now my gadgets r infected w/ Haowen's nipple sweat n Gavin's spit. Yuckkkk!!!
(Mom please don't judge me when u read this)

But besides that, I had fun snapping down everything. I swear, the ground was shaking while they were taupok-ing each other. Poor Zhonghua had all the boys (who were all heavier than him, mind u) jump on him 1 after another. I almost heard his ribcage crack. Almost. (NOT EXAGGERATING!)
Words aside, here r some pics! (Not v.nice cuz thr was a lot of movement involved so I had to use flash so the photos turned out v. artificial. N those w//o flash were blurry or too dark. Sucks)

Group pic! W/o Albet n Terry cuz they left earlier.

Mark loooking dumb (as always).

Haowen the china dog. He's holding onto PPK's dog's bed for protection. N Zhonghua honestly thinks he can defend himself w/ the bunny LMAO.

That's when every1 went kisiao.

I pity whoever's under this bunch of muscles xD

Tiffy, right? Love her! She follows me wherever I go!

Madness!

Little little update

2011-08-19T09:17:00.000-07:00

Hey youuu :)

The most stressful week ever is finally over!! Conquered all 6 tests in just a span of 4 days. Oh man, i'm doomed.. Def not looking forward to getting results back. It'll be a tight slap across the self-esteem.

Got on the com to do my storybook quiz. Shouldn't hv overestimated myself n picked Harry Potter!! Context too difficult to grasp n so complicated. Helped Terry w/ Twilight n scored much better instead. DANG HO SHIT! Anyhoos, I hv nothing to do now so might as well blog to kill time..

Just some things I reckon I gotta get off my mind. English bo hoseh, i don't care. I just wanna get my point across.

Isn't it ironic, yet funny, how those who know the least (or perhaps don't even know u) about u, hv the most to say??
U get judged n critisized by those u have never spoken to, never even thought would say things behind ur back.
Yes, i was born w/ guailan face, so?? I don't seem exceptionally friendly, so?? It's just that vibe I give off, buey sai?? I m closer to guys than girls, u jealous?? Buy me briyani, I might intro them to u (provided u even hv the balls to approach me). I kid!
It doesn't affect me, but it does bother me, y'know?? U kenot expect me to walk past u in school n not feel wary of ur presence. It does make me feel uncomfortable, thinking that this person actually gossips abt me (mind u, super publicly). Really, hv u got nothing better to do than to poke into people's affairs?? That makes u seem so bloody pathetic n desperately in need of attention!!
Let's just say, I imagine u, 30 years later, a sad, shrivelled up ahjumma w/ nobody to love n hence finds solace in other's affairs.
Say what u want, do what u desire.
Becuz in the end, those who critisize, gets critisized!

Altho I can't deny that school is def more interesting, endowed w/ such people.

On a totally unrelated sidenote, i'm gng for ss3 3D movie w/ mom!! N it's like, the craziest, most mind blowing thing happened. Both Dion n I r not going together but we booked the tickets for the same date, same time slot, same theatre UNKNOWINGLY! Cool or cool!?? It's like our minds r connected. Who knows she might b able to sense that I hv a huge craving for maggie mee right now. Yooohoooo Wei ting where u? :D

Need to satisfy tumtum's perpetual hunger now kthxbai <3

ON HIATUS

2011-08-06T09:07:00.000-07:00

HOLLER!!

Sorry uuuuu, i know I should update, but I can't find time to. Since school started, I feel as if I'm on a bullet train ride. Everything is going by so quickly, time is ticking n the exams r soon approaching. I owe u lotsa updates like the Lady Gaga showcase, USS trip n so but I really really don't have the time to. When I do have time for myself, I either sleep it off or eat. It's the stress building up, y'know??

Anyhoo, I presume u miss my disgusting face a lot so I shall shamelessly post them up :) It is mandatory! This blog will be nothing w/o me!

Drumroll........

So honestly, on a scale of 1 to fabulous, have my photog skills improved?? :D

Alright, shortest half ass-ed post ever, i'll try updating as frequently as possible! Goodnight all x.

We we we so demure (for once)

2011-07-04T06:56:00.000-07:00

Ok that doesn't make sense. Cuz "excited" has 3 syllabi in it n demure only has 2. Paiseh Rebecca Black =\

I finally got to spent quality time with da best friend =D We went around Chinatown finding a nice place to take pictures n couldn't find any.. Unknowingly walked all the way to Raffles place n almost died under the sun. Plus I had at least 5kg weighing on my shoulders. Darrrrrrrrrnit! Before giving up n went back to Seng Kang LOL!

Illuminati graffiti or squashed up heartbeat or middle finger (i cant put my finger on it. pun lol) HAHAHA. EVEN I CAN DRAW BETTER!

Wow. Legs grew 3 times longer.

Pretty!!

Glamorous candids r rare...

Sibeh act shu nv can..

WAH PIANG FACEPALM.

Gagafy yourself!!

2011-07-01T08:36:00.000-07:00

As y'all know Lady Gaga is coming to Singapore for her "Born this Way" showcase n every1 stands a chance to win tickets to see her show!! Of coz my group of little monsters all jumped at this opportunity n look at our final products!! I think we do stand a good chance =))

Shujian whom I think scarily resembles Lady Gaga at this angle.. The lips n nose OMG.

Harsh, gorgeous as always. I did the same eyes as her =))

Julie, cover of Born this Way. Sexayeeeeeee.

Naddie, weeyouweet!! I THINK WE STAND A GOOD CHANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

N last but not least.. urs truly.

I know.. im clad in my mickey mouse dress pajamas. Should hv changed into something prettier but my cam was low on batt n I had to set up my tripod etc so I panicked n skipped it =\\
Face super fat tabuleh tahan FML. N i stuck a diamante on my mole HAHAHA

Wah piang damn sloppy look at my sleeve please..

Thanks Ivan 4 the hat it's super chio! Face void of makeup, which I think looks better!!

LOL Marcus, for u, if u r reading this. I cant possible wear the mask on my eyes or I cant see anything. N imagine the sight of camwo-ing blindly -_- Stupid right duh!!

Ok I hafta go. School's only started for 1 week n my timetable is fully packed alr. Busy busy busy!!!
Will try updating weekly if homework permits.

Dad feels proud of his mango tree n I present you..

Little shoot!! It's grown a lot since I took it.. prolly 5 days ago. Will update in next post!

Dad's really weird. He likes to pick the seeds from the fruits we eat n plant them. This is watermelon if i'm not wrong. SOMEONE TELL ME WHY IS MY DAD SO ECCENTRIC?? I take after him. N note the forks sticking out of the pot. Erm...

LASTLY...

HAPPY 4xTH (this shall remain unknown eternally) BIRTHDAY LAO MA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3